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becca (7:35:38 PM): Miiiike
imtheknife (7:35:44 PM): beccaaaaaa
becca (7:35:59 PM): i got your messaaaaaaage
imtheknife (7:36:14 PM): that was not today
becca (7:36:16 PM): but I was driving home from Virginia so I didn't call back
imtheknife (7:36:17 PM): it was in the past
imtheknife (7:36:21 PM): sux
becca (7:36:27 PM): suck it
imtheknife (7:36:29 PM): live in the now
becca (7:36:35 PM): live in my wang
imtheknife (7:36:43 PM): eat my wang
becca (7:36:48 PM): ok
imtheknife (7:36:57 PM): i'm at home
becca (7:37:04 PM): but you must have bbq.
imtheknife (7:37:07 PM): i do
becca (7:37:22 PM): k
becca (7:37:25 PM): what are you doing tonight/
imtheknife (7:37:28 PM): speakeasy
becca (7:37:34 PM): yaaay
imtheknife (7:37:36 PM): you too?
becca (7:37:42 PM): I wasnt invited
imtheknife (7:37:46 PM): aw
becca (7:38:05 PM): and I don't know why )=
imtheknife (7:38:13 PM): me neither, i didn't even know you weren't
becca (7:38:17 PM): fuck you, ass. I'm pulling your chain.
becca (7:38:22 PM): I'll be there
imtheknife (7:38:25 PM): alright
imtheknife (7:38:30 PM): cool, we can bone at the hotel then
becca (7:38:34 PM): ew
imtheknife (7:38:49 PM): before?
becca (7:38:54 PM): ew
imtheknife (7:39:02 PM): after, then?
becca (7:39:08 PM): ew
becca (7:39:15 PM): the very prospect of boning you sickens me.
imtheknife (7:39:25 PM): you made out with me, for like 8 seconds
becca (7:39:29 PM): oh yea.
imtheknife (7:39:34 PM): where'd that come from?
becca (7:39:37 PM): well I guess you're not that bad
imtheknife (7:39:39 PM): now we have to bone
becca (7:39:46 PM): no we don't
imtheknife (7:39:53 PM): but we should
imtheknife (7:40:02 PM): at least for the sake of posterity
becca (7:40:04 PM): because we made out?
imtheknife (7:40:10 PM): well, that helps
imtheknife (7:45:04 PM): well, we can start slow tonight, if you want, just making out and stuff
becca (7:45:12 PM): ew
becca (7:45:20 PM): I think I'll be gay this evening.
becca (7:45:22 PM): yea. that sounds good.
imtheknife (7:45:27 PM): you're such a bitch
imtheknife (7:45:32 PM): really rude
becca (7:45:34 PM): hahahahahahahaha
imtheknife (7:45:57 PM): and now you're laughing at me?
imtheknife (7:46:02 PM): do you know who you're fucking with?
becca (7:46:08 PM): no.
becca (7:46:17 PM): the internet does not make for good judgements
becca (7:46:19 PM): of anything
imtheknife (7:46:27 PM): well, i'll give you that
imtheknife (7:46:34 PM): so i'll proposition you in person later
imtheknife (7:46:39 PM): it'll go over better
becca (7:46:39 PM): ok
imtheknife (7:48:19 PM): when are you going?
becca (7:48:36 PM): uhhh 10:30-11 ish
becca (7:48:40 PM): depending on trafficks
imtheknife (7:48:47 PM): you planning on crashing?
becca (7:48:55 PM): prolly not
imtheknife (7:49:41 PM): k
becca (7:51:40 PM): haha last night at a party
becca (7:51:54 PM): I told this girl that I go to work drunk every day and pee in my hand
becca (7:51:59 PM): and she was like "no you don't"
becca (7:52:07 PM): and I was like "oh do you work with me?"
becca (7:52:11 PM): and she was like "no"
becca (7:52:22 PM): and I was like "then SHUT YOUR FAT ASS ahahahaha"
becca (7:52:26 PM): that party did not end well
imtheknife (7:58:38 PM): i was there
imtheknife (7:58:44 PM): peeing in my hand
becca (7:58:53 PM): oh.
imtheknife (7:59:13 PM): yeah, i saw it all
imtheknife (7:59:24 PM): and i'll "forget" it all for 50 bucks
becca (7:59:31 PM): k
imtheknife (7:59:38 PM): and i don't take checks
becca (7:59:55 PM): tell you what
becca (8:00:03 PM): I'll give you something better than fifty bucks
imtheknife (8:00:10 PM): a blumpy?
becca (8:00:13 PM): I'll allow you to clip my toenails.
imtheknife (8:00:36 PM): i'm not sure i'll be able to reach your feet from the toilet
imtheknife (8:00:51 PM): unless you're really as flexible as i've heard
becca (8:01:01 PM): and I am.
imtheknife (8:01:13 PM): you should be a carny
becca (8:01:18 PM): who told you that?
becca (8:01:21 PM): that's my summer job.
imtheknife (8:01:26 PM): everyone, who'd you think?
becca (8:01:29 PM): haha oh yea
imtheknife (8:03:25 PM): so they were right?
imtheknife (8:03:31 PM): or rather, telling the truth
imtheknife (8:03:32 PM): ?
becca (8:03:40 PM): yea
becca (8:03:47 PM): I'm a former gymnast
becca (8:03:53 PM): slash dancer.
imtheknife (8:04:34 PM): so you used to wear those really unattractive leotards and stuff that accentuate your camel toe in such a way as to imply there might actually be a whole camel in there?
imtheknife (8:04:40 PM): that's kinda hot
becca (8:04:52 PM): it's all true!
becca (8:04:56 PM): but a time in my life I'd like to forget
imtheknife (8:05:25 PM): me too
imtheknife (7:35:44 PM): beccaaaaaa
becca (7:35:59 PM): i got your messaaaaaaage
imtheknife (7:36:14 PM): that was not today
becca (7:36:16 PM): but I was driving home from Virginia so I didn't call back
imtheknife (7:36:17 PM): it was in the past
imtheknife (7:36:21 PM): sux
becca (7:36:27 PM): suck it
imtheknife (7:36:29 PM): live in the now
becca (7:36:35 PM): live in my wang
imtheknife (7:36:43 PM): eat my wang
becca (7:36:48 PM): ok
imtheknife (7:36:57 PM): i'm at home
becca (7:37:04 PM): but you must have bbq.
imtheknife (7:37:07 PM): i do
becca (7:37:22 PM): k
becca (7:37:25 PM): what are you doing tonight/
imtheknife (7:37:28 PM): speakeasy
becca (7:37:34 PM): yaaay
imtheknife (7:37:36 PM): you too?
becca (7:37:42 PM): I wasnt invited
imtheknife (7:37:46 PM): aw
becca (7:38:05 PM): and I don't know why )=
imtheknife (7:38:13 PM): me neither, i didn't even know you weren't
becca (7:38:17 PM): fuck you, ass. I'm pulling your chain.
becca (7:38:22 PM): I'll be there
imtheknife (7:38:25 PM): alright
imtheknife (7:38:30 PM): cool, we can bone at the hotel then
becca (7:38:34 PM): ew
imtheknife (7:38:49 PM): before?
becca (7:38:54 PM): ew
imtheknife (7:39:02 PM): after, then?
becca (7:39:08 PM): ew
becca (7:39:15 PM): the very prospect of boning you sickens me.
imtheknife (7:39:25 PM): you made out with me, for like 8 seconds
becca (7:39:29 PM): oh yea.
imtheknife (7:39:34 PM): where'd that come from?
becca (7:39:37 PM): well I guess you're not that bad
imtheknife (7:39:39 PM): now we have to bone
becca (7:39:46 PM): no we don't
imtheknife (7:39:53 PM): but we should
imtheknife (7:40:02 PM): at least for the sake of posterity
becca (7:40:04 PM): because we made out?
imtheknife (7:40:10 PM): well, that helps
imtheknife (7:45:04 PM): well, we can start slow tonight, if you want, just making out and stuff
becca (7:45:12 PM): ew
becca (7:45:20 PM): I think I'll be gay this evening.
becca (7:45:22 PM): yea. that sounds good.
imtheknife (7:45:27 PM): you're such a bitch
imtheknife (7:45:32 PM): really rude
becca (7:45:34 PM): hahahahahahahaha
imtheknife (7:45:57 PM): and now you're laughing at me?
imtheknife (7:46:02 PM): do you know who you're fucking with?
becca (7:46:08 PM): no.
becca (7:46:17 PM): the internet does not make for good judgements
becca (7:46:19 PM): of anything
imtheknife (7:46:27 PM): well, i'll give you that
imtheknife (7:46:34 PM): so i'll proposition you in person later
imtheknife (7:46:39 PM): it'll go over better
becca (7:46:39 PM): ok
imtheknife (7:48:19 PM): when are you going?
becca (7:48:36 PM): uhhh 10:30-11 ish
becca (7:48:40 PM): depending on trafficks
imtheknife (7:48:47 PM): you planning on crashing?
becca (7:48:55 PM): prolly not
imtheknife (7:49:41 PM): k
becca (7:51:40 PM): haha last night at a party
becca (7:51:54 PM): I told this girl that I go to work drunk every day and pee in my hand
becca (7:51:59 PM): and she was like "no you don't"
becca (7:52:07 PM): and I was like "oh do you work with me?"
becca (7:52:11 PM): and she was like "no"
becca (7:52:22 PM): and I was like "then SHUT YOUR FAT ASS ahahahaha"
becca (7:52:26 PM): that party did not end well
imtheknife (7:58:38 PM): i was there
imtheknife (7:58:44 PM): peeing in my hand
becca (7:58:53 PM): oh.
imtheknife (7:59:13 PM): yeah, i saw it all
imtheknife (7:59:24 PM): and i'll "forget" it all for 50 bucks
becca (7:59:31 PM): k
imtheknife (7:59:38 PM): and i don't take checks
becca (7:59:55 PM): tell you what
becca (8:00:03 PM): I'll give you something better than fifty bucks
imtheknife (8:00:10 PM): a blumpy?
becca (8:00:13 PM): I'll allow you to clip my toenails.
imtheknife (8:00:36 PM): i'm not sure i'll be able to reach your feet from the toilet
imtheknife (8:00:51 PM): unless you're really as flexible as i've heard
becca (8:01:01 PM): and I am.
imtheknife (8:01:13 PM): you should be a carny
becca (8:01:18 PM): who told you that?
becca (8:01:21 PM): that's my summer job.
imtheknife (8:01:26 PM): everyone, who'd you think?
becca (8:01:29 PM): haha oh yea
imtheknife (8:03:25 PM): so they were right?
imtheknife (8:03:31 PM): or rather, telling the truth
imtheknife (8:03:32 PM): ?
becca (8:03:40 PM): yea
becca (8:03:47 PM): I'm a former gymnast
becca (8:03:53 PM): slash dancer.
imtheknife (8:04:34 PM): so you used to wear those really unattractive leotards and stuff that accentuate your camel toe in such a way as to imply there might actually be a whole camel in there?
imtheknife (8:04:40 PM): that's kinda hot
becca (8:04:52 PM): it's all true!
becca (8:04:56 PM): but a time in my life I'd like to forget
imtheknife (8:05:25 PM): me too