Yea Baby
Well, I took the AP Java and AP Bio exam. I totally stomped the java exam, and rightly so, it would be rather foolish for a man with a username such as mine to fail the java exam. Bio was a different story though, I think I did ok on the multiple choice, except for certain ones such as the nefron (if you dont know what a nefron is dont worry, NOONE DID). Ok enough about things that matter, and on to prom. That sentance sums up how I feel about prom. Everyone is flipping out about whos group they are in and who they are sitting with, and no I am not referring to my date, although that did happen, it was mostly my fault it was an issue because I dont really care who I sit with, as long as it isnt katie kelburg. I just Fed around too long and didnt have the sense to borrow money from steve to get my tickets. But yea guys, honestly, what is the limo ride and dinner, like 2 hours? See them at the dance and afterparties, you will live. By the way, anybody know of any afterparties? Let me know. Oh, the brakes came in for the bike and I mounted em up. Heres a picture of the brakes, if you care.
The pedals havent showed up yet, which makes me kind of mad, damn the postal service. UPS is better. Way better.
Oh, and another thing that has been pissing me off, why are those damn towelhead rebels killing contractors and social workers in iraq? Your getting the wrong people you dumb bastards, your just going to piss America off. Those people don't make the decisions, so lay off them, if you want to take prisoners or make examples or whatever, get someone who had at least some part in what happened, not some innocent guy with kids who is getting paid to build houses for you bastards. Your really fucking lucky Im not in the white house, I would have nuked your country till it glowed, then shot you bastards when it was dark outside. Then I would have bombed you more, until there was nothing left, filled the crater with water and called it "Lake America, Fuckers". Have a nice day.
Turkish: Where did you get it?
Tommy: Boris the blade
Turkish: You mean Boris the sneaky fucking russian