BOOBS (made ya look)
I have a plan to invade the U.S. It would be made of an army of people carrying big pictures of naked breasts. You see it seems to me americans fear nothing more then the naked female breast. I kinda like them myself.
Things to back that up. Awhile ago read a story how some governer in one of the southern states spent 50 grand to cover up the exposed breast on the statue of the lady of justice outside the state courthouse. 50 grand to cover up a half exposed breast! Wow that boob is going to destroy the world worse then terrorists I tell ya. Next off do see exposed breasts anywhere on american tv. Nope unless its a special channel. Watching The movie Cat People the other day on AMC. The scene naked women in pool. So already the image was distorted by the water but nope the that was not good enough. The t.v. station blurred the image even more good god somebody might have made out a nipple. One other good example of this was a show about old sailing ships. Now most of the time the old ships would have a women carved into the mast. Most of the time the carvings breast would be exposed. Yep they blurred out the breast on the carving. I would hate to watch a show about some of the temples in India because they would blur out everything.
So who's with me lets take over the U.S. with their own irrational fear of the naked breast.
I promise no blood will be split just a little breast milk maybe.
Things to back that up. Awhile ago read a story how some governer in one of the southern states spent 50 grand to cover up the exposed breast on the statue of the lady of justice outside the state courthouse. 50 grand to cover up a half exposed breast! Wow that boob is going to destroy the world worse then terrorists I tell ya. Next off do see exposed breasts anywhere on american tv. Nope unless its a special channel. Watching The movie Cat People the other day on AMC. The scene naked women in pool. So already the image was distorted by the water but nope the that was not good enough. The t.v. station blurred the image even more good god somebody might have made out a nipple. One other good example of this was a show about old sailing ships. Now most of the time the old ships would have a women carved into the mast. Most of the time the carvings breast would be exposed. Yep they blurred out the breast on the carving. I would hate to watch a show about some of the temples in India because they would blur out everything.
So who's with me lets take over the U.S. with their own irrational fear of the naked breast.
I promise no blood will be split just a little breast milk maybe.