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life alert would be great... having some average sounding dude telling you when people are in your house by him looking around on a camera... and when yer fondling yerself on the couch hes prolly fondling himself too...

buzz kill.

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if someone suddenly in my house said wake up there is a fire... i would already think im dead and god is calling me.

and also... this commercial is creepy but the ending is hilllarrriouuuussssss.

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