The Only Straight Thing About Me...
...happens to be my spine which I learned today is not a good thing (a healthy spine has a "C"-like curvature) and can explain the debilitating back spasms I have been experiencing since I returned home from Hawaii. I'm not sure what triggered the back spasms (I suspect it was the awkward sleeping position I was in the other night) but my Chiropractor suggests all of the driving I do for my job is likely the major culprit. In order to realign my spinal column I have to visit the Chiropractor 3 times a week for the next 4 weeks. Should be back and neck- cracking fun!
If you've never had back spasms before, you're lucky. This seriously has been two days of the most unbearable pain I've ever had in my life. If it wasn't for
patafamilias and his magic hands (and magic Oxycontin), I think I'd still be on the floor writhing in agony!