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This weekend was very relaxing, and I feel sexy. On Saturday night my stoned co-workers, Mr. Ken and Ms. Jillia, suggested that we meet up at Steak and Shake at around 11. I have never felt so funny in my life; clearly I should have my own talk show (watch out, Miss DeGeneres!) because Jillia kept telling me how absolutely hilarious I was.
After our meal, we went to Walmart ( this marks the second occation when I have gone to Walmart for entertainment purposes, but fuck, man, you seriously can't beat those low prices; Whatever they're doing - Overworking third world children, putting family owned store out of business, underpaying employees - It works.) Anyway, I got two awesome movies (favorites of Kevin Ryan, even: Girl, Interupted and American Beauty) for 5.50 each. Also some facial cleanser that tingles. Alot. Like burning.
When I got home at 1, my mom was home (pleasantly surprising) so I was like "We should watch this movie!" and my mother and I got stoned and watched Girl, Interupted. I privately decided that I would give everything I own to fuck Winona Ryder, but it was a passing thought. Honestly I'd rather be cuddling Sarah... Who I think is mad at me for nagging her. But I love her.
Sometimes I think "Where is the girl who is like Sarah, but without all the problems? Why can't I just have a nice, easy girl who loves herself?" But that is completely ridiculous, because those people with easy, carefree lives and healthy self images are A) Not seventeen, B) Already paired up with people like them and way too emotionally stable for my fucked up ass and, C) probably no fun anyway.
I played the sims alot, too. And if you ask me, I'll tell you all about it so watch out.
Lastly,
I figured out how to use the timer feature on my camera, so, for your viewing pleasure...
Joining the ranks of such poorly done animated gifs as
The Derek Dance (Derek would be rather annoyed, but I don't think he reads this...)
I was gonna just post pictures of myself in my PJs, but they would have taken up too much room. So I made this.
After our meal, we went to Walmart ( this marks the second occation when I have gone to Walmart for entertainment purposes, but fuck, man, you seriously can't beat those low prices; Whatever they're doing - Overworking third world children, putting family owned store out of business, underpaying employees - It works.) Anyway, I got two awesome movies (favorites of Kevin Ryan, even: Girl, Interupted and American Beauty) for 5.50 each. Also some facial cleanser that tingles. Alot. Like burning.
When I got home at 1, my mom was home (pleasantly surprising) so I was like "We should watch this movie!" and my mother and I got stoned and watched Girl, Interupted. I privately decided that I would give everything I own to fuck Winona Ryder, but it was a passing thought. Honestly I'd rather be cuddling Sarah... Who I think is mad at me for nagging her. But I love her.
Sometimes I think "Where is the girl who is like Sarah, but without all the problems? Why can't I just have a nice, easy girl who loves herself?" But that is completely ridiculous, because those people with easy, carefree lives and healthy self images are A) Not seventeen, B) Already paired up with people like them and way too emotionally stable for my fucked up ass and, C) probably no fun anyway.
I played the sims alot, too. And if you ask me, I'll tell you all about it so watch out.
Lastly,
I figured out how to use the timer feature on my camera, so, for your viewing pleasure...
Joining the ranks of such poorly done animated gifs as
The Derek Dance (Derek would be rather annoyed, but I don't think he reads this...)
I was gonna just post pictures of myself in my PJs, but they would have taken up too much room. So I made this.