Mad newyears ruckus... mad..
Our tale begins the day before new years eve. we needed alcohol. so me and Gino being the mother fuckers that we are, shoulder tap people right outside the LCBO. its was the most baited scene since that fishing show with those old guys on spike TV. so anyway it finaly works and we get a guy to buy for us. it cost us like 100 bucks - tip. (and i have yet to be re-embursed by parsons and pam, if i recall). so we walk home past a fucking police station holding and LCBO bag with two 1.17L bottles of Wisers Whiskey (definately the key element here), and a twixer of Silent Sams Vodka (....vodka is for pansies.........) So we end up walking to colins and when we all assemble and the perants leave we began festivities. but not before faqtnum and his band of countryclub cronies drop by.. we sent them packing though. i had (roughly) 4 shots and the proceeded to smoke a bowl. Special thanks to Ryan (Jim, God) for provideing the weed. i love you. then we headed back and i had mabey about 3-4 more shots (fuck chasers) and at this point we ate pizza but you see... some of us forgot theres cheese of the pizza, an your not suposed to mix alcohol and dairy products (witch might be why Ryan and Vartan puked) but regardles.. we watched dodgeball... i dont really remember what happened in it but ..after that we went out and blazed again and by this time we were pretty smashed and we get in just in time for the count down.. apparently we just beateachother up for like 2 mins after the ball droped yelling "happy fucking new years" and such. nuts. so after that we did random stuff for like a couple hours and then when we were semi-sober, we plyed poker...and i cleaned the fuck up! then we watched Led Zeppelin DVD's for approxamately 15 HOURS! the whole time commenting about how godly Page is and how badly he could clean claptons clock. we reccon he could give it a viggourus once over. while these DVDs where rolling away we caused some ruckus by tpeing shit to other shit. and at about 4/5 o clock, Ryan tea bagged me. and i vow revenge. and after this we basicly satyed up the whole night trying to pants each other and tea bagging people. we rule. and that was our new year.