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Macky506: i'm enjoying this picture
KrazyMunchkinGrl: hey. it could happen to you
KrazyMunchkinGrl: due to my calculations. there's a very probably chance of this
Macky506: of it happening to me?
KrazyMunchkinGrl: ya
Macky506: i dont do stupid things. stupid things just happen to me.
KrazyMunchkinGrl: same here
KrazyMunchkinGrl: the spoon lunged at me
KrazyMunchkinGrl: i couldn't outrun it
KrazyMunchkinGrl: those boogers are fast
KrazyMunchkinGrl: damn spoons
Macky506: and slippery when frozen
KrazyMunchkinGrl: i know!
Macky506: it just "slipped" onto your tongue, huh.
KrazyMunchkinGrl: no
KrazyMunchkinGrl: it LUNGED
KrazyMunchkinGrl: like, viciously attacked
KrazyMunchkinGrl: can't you see that i was the victim!
KrazyMunchkinGrl: i was practically raped
KrazyMunchkinGrl: by a spoon
KrazyMunchkinGrl: at least my tongue was practically raped
Macky506: yah, maybe you should visit the counsellors office tomorrow.
Macky506: "emotional distress"
KrazyMunchkinGrl: imma sue the spoon ppl
KrazyMunchkinGrl: they need to put a warning label on their spoons
Macky506: there you go!
Macky506: sue for deformation!
KrazyMunchkinGrl: yes!
KrazyMunchkinGrl: someone who understands!
KrazyMunchkinGrl: this is good!
Macky506: well as entertaining as this is, my schedule calls for some quality time with my pillow.
Macky506: of course i understand...utencils can be vicious.
KrazyMunchkinGrl: ooooo
KrazyMunchkinGrl: goodnighty-o!
Macky506: isn't there that horribly morbid childrens fairytale where the cow jumps over the moon and then the spoon/plate brutally murder the cow?
KrazyMunchkinGrl: OMG
KrazyMunchkinGrl: YES
KrazyMunchkinGrl: didn't they run away with a chicken or something?
Macky506: i thought something was maimed.
Macky506: i could be incorrect.
KrazyMunchkinGrl: maybe the spoon maimed the plate
KrazyMunchkinGrl: then ran off with the chicken?
KrazyMunchkinGrl: or the cow?
Macky506: wait i'm reasearching it
KrazyMunchkinGrl: or the moon?
KrazyMunchkinGrl: i got it
KrazyMunchkinGrl: the spoon maimed the plate then ran off with the moon on the back of a cow
Macky506: and remember what hapened to humpty dumpty?
Macky506: first of all, what sick human being named an egg "humpty dumpty"
Macky506: seriously
KrazyMunchkinGrl: humpty dumpty got eaten didn't he?
KrazyMunchkinGrl: something about a gingerbread house?
Macky506: didn't he like crack his head open or something?
Macky506: they all kind of run together
KrazyMunchkinGrl: his head is like his body
KrazyMunchkinGrl: it's one giant head
KrazyMunchkinGrl: with legs and arms
KrazyMunchkinGrl: i think ur right
Macky506: was it male or female?
KrazyMunchkinGrl: he fell off the wall
KrazyMunchkinGrl: male
KrazyMunchkinGrl: definitely male
Macky506: how do we know?
KrazyMunchkinGrl: REMEMBER. the horsies couldn't put him back 2gether again
KrazyMunchkinGrl: OMG
KrazyMunchkinGrl: i'll bet that
KrazyMunchkinGrl: the horsies and humpty were having a huge ass orgy on a wall
KrazyMunchkinGrl: and humpty fell off
KrazyMunchkinGrl: :-(
Macky506: Hey, diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such fun
And the dish ran away with the spoon
Macky506: anything starting with "hey diddle diddle" makes me wary of what comes next.
KrazyMunchkinGrl: so was the dish having an affair with the spoon?
KrazyMunchkinGrl: maybe the dish was cheating on the cow
Macky506: it would seem like it
KrazyMunchkinGrl: i like our rhyme better
KrazyMunchkinGrl: hey diddle diddle
KrazyMunchkinGrl: everyone dies
KrazyMunchkinGrl: the end
Macky506: yah me too
Macky506: we should write a morbid fairytale tomorrow
KrazyMunchkinGrl: yesssssssss
KrazyMunchkinGrl: about orgying eggs and spoons and plates
Macky506: Little Jack Horner
Sat in a corner
Eating his Christmas pie
He put in his thumb
And pulled out a plum
And said, “What a good boy am I!”
Macky506: his thumb, huh?
Macky506: american pie, anyone?!
KrazyMunchkinGrl: a plum
KrazyMunchkinGrl: suuure
KrazyMunchkinGrl: AHAHAHA
KrazyMunchkinGrl: i bet the pie is a juxtoposition to woman
KrazyMunchkinGrl: the pie is actually a woman
KrazyMunchkinGrl: and he's sticking his finger
KrazyMunchkinGrl: nvm
Macky506: oooooooooooh dear
KrazyMunchkinGrl: scratch that
KrazyMunchkinGrl: lol
Macky506: arretez-vous!
Macky506: (stop!!)
KrazyMunchkinGrl: the worse is the girl who fell asleep with her sheep
KrazyMunchkinGrl: and they like died or soemthing
Macky506: little boe peep!
KrazyMunchkinGrl: or maybe someone ate her porridge?
Macky506: or some shit like that
KrazyMunchkinGrl: YES
KrazyMunchkinGrl: she lost her sheep
KrazyMunchkinGrl: how the (muffin) do you lose ur sheep?!
Macky506: because "sheep" is alluding to "virginity"
KrazyMunchkinGrl: unless she just has one sheep
KrazyMunchkinGrl: SHE LOST HER VIRIGINITY TO A SHEEP?!
KrazyMunchkinGrl: ewwww BEASTIALITY!
KrazyMunchkinGrl: or instead
KrazyMunchkinGrl: she goes looking for her "sheep"
KrazyMunchkinGrl: and falls off a cliff and dies
Macky506: there
Macky506: i like that better
KrazyMunchkinGrl: me too
KrazyMunchkinGrl: what other fairy tales are there?
Macky506: i have a surprise for you
KrazyMunchkinGrl: hmmm
Macky506: "food for thought" we'll call it
KrazyMunchkinGrl: is it a pie?
KrazyMunchkinGrl: oooo
KrazyMunchkinGrl: food
KrazyMunchkinGrl: yummy
Macky506: i expect a full explication tomorrow.
Macky506: http://www.enchantedlearning.com/rhymes/abc/a.shtml
Macky506: ohmygod they're illustrated
Macky506: http://www.enchantedlearning.com/rhymes/Thisoldman.shtml
KrazyMunchkinGrl: oh dear
KrazyMunchkinGrl: do i hear...PROJECT?!
Macky506: anthology project?
Macky506: YES.
Macky506: but until then my eyes are falling asleep.
KrazyMunchkinGrl: haha. kk
KrazyMunchkinGrl: MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
KrazyMunchkinGrl: MARY HAD A CHILD OUT OF WEDLOCK!
KrazyMunchkinGrl: oh dear
Macky506: maybe my fleece jacket was made from her lamb
KrazyMunchkinGrl: and then she gets stoned and eaten by her sheep
Macky506: i'm a lamb killer
Macky506: that kind of makes me sad
KrazyMunchkinGrl: they taste good
KrazyMunchkinGrl: lambs
Macky506: bed bed bed!
Macky506: f'night
Macky506: wait
Macky506: *g'night
KrazyMunchkinGrl: good night!
Macky506: those typing skills surface again!
KrazyMunchkinGrl: hahaha
Macky506: lates
KrazyMunchkinGrl: later
Auto response from Macky506: KrazyMunchkinGrl: MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
KrazyMunchkinGrl: MARY HAD A CHILD OUT OF WEDLOCK!
KrazyMunchkinGrl: hehehe