The Locksmith

[imsoalone]

I locked myself out of my home today. When the locksmith turned up she was a curvaceous blonde woman with green eyes. I waited patiently as she elegantly bypassed the intricate locking mechanism on my front door. She opened the door and waved me into my house with a smile. My tongue caught as I tried to ask her out for a drink. She jumped back into her van and drove up the street. I watched as the van pulled out of view,..

,.. then the door slammed shut behind me.

Oh God. I'm so alone.