Last night I swallowed liquor and a lighter and this morning I threw up fire.

[imskarific]

i went to church because i am a loser.

my halloween wasnt very exciting.

i got drunk with my boyfriend and tried to scare candy off of children by screaming at them and throwing beer bottles.

what little candy i did manage to get,i had to put down dans pants when he attemped to give me a lapdance. i didnt need the candy anyway,im a fatass.

when i could manage to walk,i got up to tp houses and egg cars.
when we were done,we stumbled back into the house and well.....got "slightly sadistic/romantic"

lol.

sex.