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THE TALE OF THE JEDI AND SANTA
Once in a galaxy far, far away there lived a wise, all powerful, all seeing Jedi. He had the power to know in an instance where everyone was and what they were doing, thinking, and saying.
One day as he sat contemplating he wondered just how powerful he was. He wondered if he had the power to transport himself to another galaxy where there would be a planet with people on it.
So summing all of his powers he willed himself to be in another galaxy.
To his surprise he found himself in another galaxy where his robe and hood had changed into a red suit with white trim and a similar hat.
Trying his powers he found he was able to look at what all the inhabitants of this world were doing just like on his home world. One thing he found was this civilization wasn't as advanced as his was. He also found he had landed in a part of the world that frozen but he thought this fitted in with his plans so he established a home. He also found he needed a way to travel around this new world. He found they didn't have any speeder bikes so looking around he found the people that lived in this area used sleds, which were pulled by either dogs or reindeer. He decided reindeer would be better and then with his powers he gave them the ability to fly.
He spent time studying the inhabitants and found some were nice while others were naughty.
He thought the ones that were nice should be reward each year and this happen to fall on December 25th according to their calendar. Those that were really bad only received coal.
So if you want a present you need to be nice.
The Jedi thought he should have a name and he decided to call himself Santa. Thus Jedi Herb set up the legend of Santa.
Season's greetings to all and a Happy New Year.
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