Your skills of observation have yet to fail you in that case c: Oh, and we're speaking with complete assumption that all things here are anthropomorphic in that sense - so yes. Yes, do feel free to kick the companies where ever your heart desires.
I've actually managed to pull that off already with limited work-experience, simply by /existing/ it seems. Existing and having to exist along my fellow human beings who, like myself, have taken up this hobby of existing as well. It's quite funny, actually. If we would all just kick that nasty habit, the entire human race could be so much happier :'c
*Pulls a piece of your hair* And my secondary goal to take a small portion of your keratin is now completed as well. So hah.
Indeed, indeed. That's what I hear as well. Oh, I actually created this nifty, polite little letter!
Dear, A lot of things (I.E. Twilight book series, nickles, snobby artists, people who can't and won't differentiate between anthro and zoomorph, drunken adults, lights that flicker, 98% of the writing on fanfiction.net, dentist offices, booths for asking for money outside the front doors of grocery stores, things that smell like fish, things that smell worse than fish, things that smell, Paris Hilton, large egos, saliva, 'Global Warming: IS IT REAL?' debates, the idea that Christan Bale is a good Batman, who ever decided Pluto doesn't deserve to be a planet anymore, etc)...
Your current rate of dying is not satisfactory. Please be considerate to those around you, and rise it up a notch to minimize your time spent polluting the minds of an already screwed up race.
Love, Oneika c: P.S. I hate all of you aforementioned recipients.
Well, I tried to avoid mentioning the death of actual people, but it couldn't be helped in some cases :C
Why thank you c: I found it to be quite amusing myself. I actually have a lot of nifty icons I made on my other computer - like Sweeney Todd and stuff D'8 Woe is me.
Oh, and we're speaking with complete assumption that all things here are anthropomorphic in that sense - so yes. Yes, do feel free to kick the companies where ever your heart desires.
I've actually managed to pull that off already with limited work-experience, simply by /existing/ it seems. Existing and having to exist along my fellow human beings who, like myself, have taken up this hobby of existing as well. It's quite funny, actually. If we would all just kick that nasty habit, the entire human race could be so much happier :'c
*Pulls a piece of your hair* And my secondary goal to take a small portion of your keratin is now completed as well. So hah.
Indeed, indeed. That's what I hear as well.
Oh, I actually created this nifty, polite little letter!
Dear, A lot of things (I.E. Twilight book series, nickles, snobby artists, people who can't and won't differentiate between anthro and zoomorph, drunken adults, lights that flicker, 98% of the writing on fanfiction.net, dentist offices, booths for asking for money outside the front doors of grocery stores, things that smell like fish, things that smell worse than fish, things that smell, Paris Hilton, large egos, saliva, 'Global Warming: IS IT REAL?' debates, the idea that Christan Bale is a good Batman, who ever decided Pluto doesn't deserve to be a planet anymore, etc)...
Your current rate of dying is not satisfactory. Please be considerate to those around you, and rise it up a notch to minimize your time spent polluting the minds of an already screwed up race.
Love, Oneika c:
P.S. I hate all of you aforementioned recipients.
Well, I tried to avoid mentioning the death of actual people, but it couldn't be helped in some cases :C
Why thank you c: I found it to be quite amusing myself. I actually have a lot of nifty icons I made on my other computer - like Sweeney Todd and stuff D'8 Woe is me.
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