¿quieres ir al parque zoologico a ver las jirafas conmigo?
jasons weird shit. sams weird shit. ashley ann days weird shit. shawnas weird shit. kiwi,banana, mango, tomato, potato, chocolate, swim caps, ocean, pool, la piscina, me gusta nadar en la piscina. jason. jason. no. no. no. chicken. chicken pot pie, chicken fried steak, chicken broth, chicken nuggets, boogers, chicken strips, chicken soup, chicken noodles, chicken bread, chicken cattiore (what the hell is that? who knows my mom is crazy. a crazy chef) chicken enchaladas. pot roast. jason roasted. peanuts, peanut butter, peanut butter fudge, sam, sams curly hair, sams mom, sams nails, sams lip ring, sams teeth, sams dog. maggee. sam turning computer off with feet. sam lights his lighter. its working!!!! do we have any candy? i don't know. but goddamn i would do anything for some chocolate right now. once upon a time there was a giraffe that was really lonely at the zoo. so then me, ashley, and sam totally broke in and set the giraffe free. popcorn. zoo walls. burn. light it on fire. it smells really bad. is that me? i don't know.i smell like burritos. FRIJOLES. TOMATES. LECHUGA. QUESO. JAMON. TORTILLA. LEON. que? que es esto? recibi un oso. un oso en casa? no lo creo. es muy grande y yo no quiero un oso. QUE HORRIBLE. QUE DESASTRE. quiero un sanwich con queso, lechuga, carne, y una jirafa. QUE?!??!!? MI mochila es muy grande porque tengo una jirafa y la jirafa vive en mi mochila. samuel, no puedo vivir sin ti. porque estoy enamorado de ti. me gusta hablar espanol todos los dias cuando estoy en la casa de sam. el padre de sam habla espanol porque es mexicano.
ok so my name is jason and i smell like burritos. i eat sour cream and frosting out of the containers. i make a full on fucking meal out of that. laksjdflkadsfklajsdf. laksjdlakjsdflkajdlfkjasdf. lakjdflkajsadslfkjsf. no. i dont know what to do i am so afraid. there are monsters on the floor and if my feet touch the ground the monsters will bite my toes off. ok.
so i have a dog, and her name is jueves. she is really little and she shakes all of the time. butshe is so cute and she is so lovey and i just don't know what to do with her. but her maja was ran over by my aunt. but thats ok because i have jueves and she is the bomb. hoof. goat. goat hooooooof. i have nailpolish on my finger and i dont want it there. i can't really see what i am typing but its ok because i've got jason to correct me when i make mistakes. thank you jason you are such a good friend. i really don't know what i would ever do without you. sup im chewy.
ok. so at my grandpas house he has this feed room where we keep all of the food for the animals. so when its time to feed the chickens i pour the scratch on the ground. but when its time to feed the horses i put a couple scoops in for the horses, but then i eat some myself because its so damn good. omg there are these little chunks of corn and they are coated with this sweet chewy stuff and it is soo good. i used to bring some for lunch with me to school. i love it.
chicken fried rice. with sweet and sour sauce on everything. ok. bye.
ok so my name is jason and i smell like burritos. i eat sour cream and frosting out of the containers. i make a full on fucking meal out of that. laksjdflkadsfklajsdf. laksjdlakjsdflkajdlfkjasdf. lakjdflkajsadslfkjsf. no. i dont know what to do i am so afraid. there are monsters on the floor and if my feet touch the ground the monsters will bite my toes off. ok.
so i have a dog, and her name is jueves. she is really little and she shakes all of the time. butshe is so cute and she is so lovey and i just don't know what to do with her. but her maja was ran over by my aunt. but thats ok because i have jueves and she is the bomb. hoof. goat. goat hooooooof. i have nailpolish on my finger and i dont want it there. i can't really see what i am typing but its ok because i've got jason to correct me when i make mistakes. thank you jason you are such a good friend. i really don't know what i would ever do without you. sup im chewy.
ok. so at my grandpas house he has this feed room where we keep all of the food for the animals. so when its time to feed the chickens i pour the scratch on the ground. but when its time to feed the horses i put a couple scoops in for the horses, but then i eat some myself because its so damn good. omg there are these little chunks of corn and they are coated with this sweet chewy stuff and it is soo good. i used to bring some for lunch with me to school. i love it.
chicken fried rice. with sweet and sour sauce on everything. ok. bye.