i'm going going, back back, to cali cali
it's a been a while for the people that read my journal, and the fewer that comment. my mom said about a week ago that we should move down to laguna niguel, the area of california my uncle and grandma live in. i've been weighing the good and bad ever since she brought up the idea. on the up side there's more to do there, it's closer to hollywood, disneyland, las vegas and mexico, plus there's a lot more pretty girls down there. on the down side i don't like hot weather, i don't have any friends down there and i'd miss the ones i have here, and lastly, i'm a big pussy and am scared to go up and talk to pretty girls anyways. i've wanted to move to beaverton for a long time, and have been thinking about which i'd rather live in, whichever me move to it'll be a hell of a lot better than living here.
i've seen three good movies lately, 'napoleon dynamite', 'shaun of the dead', & 'garden state'. i'll probably buy all of 'em when they come out on dvd. 'a dirty shame' came out a week ago, but the closest theatre i could find that was playing was in seattle, so i'm still waiting till that comes to a closer theatre. i can't wait for that 'team america' movie to come out, it doesn't look like it's as funny as matt and trey's other movies, but i have to see it nonetheless.
lastly, dan is a fat, lying, hypocritical piece of fuckin' shit! he's mad that i hang out with somer, but you know, it's okay for him to hang out with my exgirlfriends and try to get in their pants. he tells girls that i only hang out with them to fuck them, that i'm desperate to fuck anyone, that if they don't give me what i want i'll rape them or hit them (and that i did rape one girl), that i have chlamydia, and so much other bullshit that i can't keep track of it. if anyone is a fucking rapist it's dan, he pushes himself on numerous girls. if anyone has chlamydia it's dan, mr. had sex with 19 girls, mr. use a finger from a glove as a condom, mr. have sex with every nasty skank you can. if anyone is deserate it's dan, mr. have sex with a girl that just finished having sex with another guy. hey dan, how about you keep that vibrator that you shoved in up your fucking ass there, so you can't talk out your fucking ass anymore! he's seriously close to getting a punch in that big, greasy shnoz of his. but to everyone else, remember jason <3's ya.
i'm out like a trout.
i've seen three good movies lately, 'napoleon dynamite', 'shaun of the dead', & 'garden state'. i'll probably buy all of 'em when they come out on dvd. 'a dirty shame' came out a week ago, but the closest theatre i could find that was playing was in seattle, so i'm still waiting till that comes to a closer theatre. i can't wait for that 'team america' movie to come out, it doesn't look like it's as funny as matt and trey's other movies, but i have to see it nonetheless.
lastly, dan is a fat, lying, hypocritical piece of fuckin' shit! he's mad that i hang out with somer, but you know, it's okay for him to hang out with my exgirlfriends and try to get in their pants. he tells girls that i only hang out with them to fuck them, that i'm desperate to fuck anyone, that if they don't give me what i want i'll rape them or hit them (and that i did rape one girl), that i have chlamydia, and so much other bullshit that i can't keep track of it. if anyone is a fucking rapist it's dan, he pushes himself on numerous girls. if anyone has chlamydia it's dan, mr. had sex with 19 girls, mr. use a finger from a glove as a condom, mr. have sex with every nasty skank you can. if anyone is deserate it's dan, mr. have sex with a girl that just finished having sex with another guy. hey dan, how about you keep that vibrator that you shoved in up your fucking ass there, so you can't talk out your fucking ass anymore! he's seriously close to getting a punch in that big, greasy shnoz of his. but to everyone else, remember jason <3's ya.
i'm out like a trout.