Conversations
Title: Conversations
Author: improvedpeanut
Rating: PG-13
Genre/Pairing: Sam/Gabriel pre-slash, Dean/Cas pre-slash
Spoilers: Season 5
Warnings: Crack!fic
Word Count: 422
Summary: Snippets of conversations between the boys Part of the Milo Series(Found here http://improvedpeanut.livejournal.com)
Disclaimer: I in no way own Supernatural, the characters, and am in no way making no money from this, Kripke owns all.
“You’re brother’s an idiot.”
“Morning to you too. Where’s Dean? And why are you here?”
“I am being the good uncle, thank-you very much, I am taking care of our nephew, while you were off having a lay-in.”
“Nephew? Dude, it’s a cat!”
“Aww, I bet you couldn’t say that too him while you hold him.”
“You’re sing-songy voice creeps me out.”
“And yet it speaks only the truth cause here you are, holding him, and not denying the nephew factor here.”
“Dean? Cas? Oh no...Did you send them to that diner, to that girl? Dude, I thought you were joking!”
“You thought I’d send that poor girl to get stood up? Ok granted it could be funny but then that would reflect poorly on Castiel, and since there seems to be evil afoot in this town, again, she wouldn’t appreciate it.”
“...”
“Y’know maybe show her appreciation, by hitting on him.”
“...”
“In front of your dumbass brother, making him all...grr.”
“Grr?”
“Yeah, grr, all jealous and growly.”
*****
“Dean you were a little rude back at the diner. I think that it would be best to go back and apologize to the young women.”
“I was at the counter, for what, two fucking seconds and she is running her hands all over you!”
“There is no need for profanity Dean, nor were her hands all over me. She suggested that perhaps it would help my search for my father if my appearance were more professional.”
“There is nothing wrong with your hair!”
*****
“He would not! I-I-I mean, it’s Dean! Sleeping. On the same bed. With Cas. Fully clothed. And all they were doing was holding hands!”
“Uh-huh.”
“Stop smirking like that, it’s all so...”
“...Virginal?”
“My ears! Don’t say things like that. He’s my brother, and your brother. Your brother the angel.”
*****
“Dean I see no reason for you to have my arm gripped as you do. We are going to the same destination.”
“Well, yeah, but I don’t wanna take the chance of you getting lost on the way, something evil and blonde might take you away.”
“I did not catch the last part of your sentence Dean could you please repeat yourself.”
“Nothing, really not anything for you to worry your angely head about.”
*****
“Did they just go into the bathroom together?”
“Did you see Castiel’s hair?”
*****
“Alright kiddies let’s go kick some evil ass so we can head out of this town already.”
“...”
“...”
“...”
“What? What? What did I say?”
TBC
Author: improvedpeanut
Rating: PG-13
Genre/Pairing: Sam/Gabriel pre-slash, Dean/Cas pre-slash
Spoilers: Season 5
Warnings: Crack!fic
Word Count: 422
Summary: Snippets of conversations between the boys Part of the Milo Series(Found here http://improvedpeanut.livejournal.com)
Disclaimer: I in no way own Supernatural, the characters, and am in no way making no money from this, Kripke owns all.
“You’re brother’s an idiot.”
“Morning to you too. Where’s Dean? And why are you here?”
“I am being the good uncle, thank-you very much, I am taking care of our nephew, while you were off having a lay-in.”
“Nephew? Dude, it’s a cat!”
“Aww, I bet you couldn’t say that too him while you hold him.”
“You’re sing-songy voice creeps me out.”
“And yet it speaks only the truth cause here you are, holding him, and not denying the nephew factor here.”
“Dean? Cas? Oh no...Did you send them to that diner, to that girl? Dude, I thought you were joking!”
“You thought I’d send that poor girl to get stood up? Ok granted it could be funny but then that would reflect poorly on Castiel, and since there seems to be evil afoot in this town, again, she wouldn’t appreciate it.”
“...”
“Y’know maybe show her appreciation, by hitting on him.”
“...”
“In front of your dumbass brother, making him all...grr.”
“Grr?”
“Yeah, grr, all jealous and growly.”
*****
“Dean you were a little rude back at the diner. I think that it would be best to go back and apologize to the young women.”
“I was at the counter, for what, two fucking seconds and she is running her hands all over you!”
“There is no need for profanity Dean, nor were her hands all over me. She suggested that perhaps it would help my search for my father if my appearance were more professional.”
“There is nothing wrong with your hair!”
*****
“He would not! I-I-I mean, it’s Dean! Sleeping. On the same bed. With Cas. Fully clothed. And all they were doing was holding hands!”
“Uh-huh.”
“Stop smirking like that, it’s all so...”
“...Virginal?”
“My ears! Don’t say things like that. He’s my brother, and your brother. Your brother the angel.”
*****
“Dean I see no reason for you to have my arm gripped as you do. We are going to the same destination.”
“Well, yeah, but I don’t wanna take the chance of you getting lost on the way, something evil and blonde might take you away.”
“I did not catch the last part of your sentence Dean could you please repeat yourself.”
“Nothing, really not anything for you to worry your angely head about.”
*****
“Did they just go into the bathroom together?”
“Did you see Castiel’s hair?”
*****
“Alright kiddies let’s go kick some evil ass so we can head out of this town already.”
“...”
“...”
“...”
“What? What? What did I say?”
TBC