gift ideas

[impressive_name]

So Kali should it be bigger than a bread box or smaller than a postage stamp?

Comments

[kalicatastrophe]

What type of gift is smaller than a postage stamp? A Listerine strip? A nonpariel off of a sno-cap?

[impressive_name]

Well I was going for dimensions not thickness? Some stamps are pretty big too. Like those commemorative ones?

Why would I even give you a Listerine strip for Christmas anyway? I have had no complaints when kissing you.

[kalicatastrophe]

Oh. Well. I don't know, I'm sure I will appreciate anything you purchase for me.

It's not as if we've spent many Christmases together, you know, I'm not aware of the approprite "you're my boyfriend and I love you so I'll buy myself sexy under clothes and pretend it's a gift for you" type gift exchanging etiquette.

[impressive_name]

Oh the sexy underthings aren't gifts for me? I could've sworn that they were. Because you wear them and then I insist on taking them away from you, because clearly they don't belong to you.

[kalicatastrophe]

Your logic astounds me.

[impressive_name]

I am astounding what can I say. Honestly though, would you prefer to see a giant box under the tree, or something smaller and more manageable since you are sort of tiny and I'd hate to topple you over with a gift.

[kalicatastrophe]

I'm highly doubtful a gift could topple me over. I can lift a car. Which, really, would be a lovely gift.

[impressive_name]

True, but now I almost feel challenged to try and topple you over with a gift. What about bowled over by a gift, a gift so amazing and extraordinary that you wouldn't have even expected it in a million years sort of gift.

[kalicatastrophe]

I do enjoy bowling.

[impressive_name]

I do enjoy watching you bowl.

Though I have to be honest and say it's comments like that, that make me realize how damn lucky I am and how much I love you.

[kalicatastrophe]

I have to say I'm unaware of the correlation between bowling and love. Though, that being said, I do love you also. And thank you.

[impressive_name]

Well they don't have a direct correlation and the watching you bowl had nothing to do with me trying to impress you via gift giving.

And you're welcome.

[kalicatastrophe]

I am an easy gift recipent. The thought really is all that counts.

On the subject, and remember -- you brought it up, what do you want?

[impressive_name]

Am I not getting the sexy underwear thing? Because I really thought that was a good plan.

[kalicatastrophe]

Well yes, but that strikes me as a mutual gift.

[impressive_name]

Well considering you know everything I already own, I'd figure you'd have a good idea of what I need? Though really sexy underwear, or maybe just a bow atop your head? It's a classic and something I don't mind getting every year.