~*break this bittersweet spell on me*~
partakoneentera: whoa i was totally stuck in the ebaums world thing
partakoneentera: i escaped
xLOVERS TRYSTxx: lol
partakoneentera: dude it was horrible
partakoneentera: there was penis jokes and weird things singing!
xLOVERS TRYSTxx: lol
ok so alex is going to try this again. earlier i was typing this whole entry and decided to randomly close the window so everything was lost. this weekend was cool. friday we finished testing finally and we got to have a get-out-of-class-for-an-hour-and-20-minutes-and-eat-chips-and-drink-RC thing. so we decided to have a big group of people harass other people during the obnoxiously loud git-together. billy spilled his RC on the ground and rubbed it on his pants to make it look like a piss stain. it was great. then kayci and i tore out pictures of BAM from a magazine and put them in our pants and screamed WE HAVE BAM IN OUR PANTS to everyone who wanted to listen..or not. and then i went around and told random people that they were skinny white boys that cant dance. i think the black people got a kick out of that. then school ended and alex harassed ryan for half an hour then decided to take a shower and shave her legs. kayci called her house and told her to go to the bowling alley so she obeyed. alex received anouther phone cll and it was from jobe who wanted to know where alex would be that night. alex said she wouldnt tell and it was a scavenger hunt! jobe had to find alex. did jobe find alex later that night? you'll find out later. as soon as alex walked into the bowling alley, kayci ran up and tackled alex. kayci was wearing a shirt that said i love alex. i loved her for that. mr. police officer said he wanted to have a talk to us. he sat us down and said we couldnt loiter there. chris said that they were waiting on alex. the mr. police officer didnt care even though it was the truth. then he left and we all of a sudden had an urge to bowl. so we bought our stuff and i got the ugly brown and black shoes. i wanted the bright orange yellow and green ones. those were sexy. then these guys started bowling next to us and kayci went up to the guy who said he liked my AFI shirt and asked him what animal she should be when she bowls and he said an elephant. so kayci made a big scene by saying stop calling me fat and ran into the bathroom (shes great because she makes everything so funny) so we run in after her and shes laughing and i knew she was joking in the first place..so we walk back and we plan on making the guy who said it feel bad, so we waited until he was leaving with his friends and chris pulled him aside and he was like..dude..shes been suicidal and shes a lesbian and shes been having trouble with her girlfriend and youre not helping buddie (and none of this is true...and i can hear chris so im playing it off by hugging kayci and i watch so when the guy turns around i kiss her on the cheek and hug her). i hope that guy feels bad because we're an awesome team. and then all of a sudden diana and jesse walk in the front door! surprise! the ring II is sold out..so they came meet me. and then diana bought food and i ate it all. and then some random kid from our school bought french fries..so i ate those too. and then we got bored so we played with the jukebox..and then we ran away to the movies. yet it was only alex jesse and diana. so we listened to diana's ringtones on the way there to keep us company. then the movie let out and we found william who looked like he got beanten with a broomstick and kelly and billy.kelly and alex made peace. i love her. we heard there was a fight so we went to the scene of the crime and found a huge puddle of blood. it was funny. i liked it. then we went home and fell asleep...yea..thats all that happened on the first day. I GOT TO SLEEP ON DIANA'S DIRTY PILLOWS. now today.. diana and i had honey nut chex and cookies for breakfast. diana had to get a shot..so they left alex at dianas house and whats funny is diana didnt know that alex danced in front of her mirror lip syncing to TATU and pretending to be the lesbian in the group with the black hair. i bet everyone wants to see that. now diana knows. so we went to the mall after random changings of clothing and we bought jesse's birthday present and i bought my VILLE POSTER!!!! i was sooo happy.they finally had it. Skip stole my poster out of my pocket out of nowhere and used it as a light saber so i took it back and hit him with it. as diana and alex tried to check out..Skip decided he wanted to staple us so is was freaking out but there was no staples in the stapler. then he put some in the stapler and shot them at us. i told him he should shoot people who dont give them exact change...as i did not. and then we randomly walked around the mall and diana screamed that gadzooks sucked really loudly. that made me laugh. we went to the ground pati for lunch and diana bitched at me for getting a potato instead of getting a hamburger but i liked my cheesy spinach artichoke potato. after we ate we went to world market. that is the coolest place ever. i wanted to buy the whole store with my $3. but i guess we cant always get what we want. they had the coolest furniture and designs in there. i wanted to be asian at that moment. i love their stuff! diana alex and dianas father went home after a long journey and didnt talk the whole way there. as alex sat in the silence she could barely contain..she saw a billboard that said "Bald heads are sexy...Bald tires are not." this made alex laugh. so alex wrote it on her hand along with everything else so she wouldnt forget. alex and diana got home and played with kingsly which i renamed mr. bigglesworth because i couldnt remember his name. we played in the flowers together and he ate them...and he clawed the crap out of my finger. i returned home later and ate ice cream. and here i am now. feeling full of salad and wondering where im going to get 2 more tacks for my VILLE POSTER to stick on my ceiling so i can daydream about him more than i do already. i think i'll finish this Front Line Assembly song and watch the Bittersweet video a few more times and go lay down. im lazy thanks to diana..im so sexy because im in diana's pants right now. oh yea..jobe never found me because he's too lazy and stupid.
partakoneentera: *sneaks up behind you and puts a cardoard box damn and starts randomly break dancing*
partakoneentera: oh..i meant down instead of damn..but im too cool for that
xLOVERS TRYSTxx: ...umm, lol