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you're probably going to want to read this. even if i told you this story tonight.
i am an amazing story teller.. and i think this is a good one.
i had a very stressful night.
i was already a bit flustered when as i was driving to Nashua a BEATLE(or whatever you want to call it) decided it was a good idea to come into my car.
the exact words that came out of my mouth when i heard the thing come in before i knew what it was, was "oh god i dont even want to know what just came into my car."
then once i actually saw what it was and how HUGE IT WAS
my first reaction was to yell yet "OH NO WAY!!!!!"
need i remind you as well, i was alone.. which obviously states the fact that yes i do talk to myself.
but anyway..
these insects and i are NOT FRIENDS AT ALL... we are pretty much enemies.
so i instantly speed up and go into the Mobile on 111.
i saw it sprint(yes they can sprint because i WATCHED this one do it)off the passanger seat and onto the floor.. which freaked me out even more because i couldnt keep my eye on it anymore.
once i parked at the mobile i got out and went right to the passanger side and openned the door.. at this point everyone pumping gas was kind of looking over at my like.. what is this girl doing?!
so i got the map out of my backseat and moved the things around on the floor in the front(yeah my cars a little messy deal with it!)
i couldnt find it..and i had no idea what to do.. the LAST thing i would do is get back in the car and drive away. i would walk home before sharing a small space with something like THAT!
SOO i called Alysha and told her what happened and as i was telling her a moth flew over my head and it freaked me out! then a page fell out of the map i was holding which freaked me out as well.. you know when you are all tensed up and the littlest things will make you jump?! yeeah thats what happened.
so Alysha told me to go and find someone to get the bug out of the car for me.. and i told her i already felt stupid for being there looking all strange-like.
but finally this guy that was going back to his car that was parking infront of mine happened to look over at me, so i took the advantage and asked him to come help me.
when he came back over with his lighter(because it was to dark to see under the seat) he says to me "am not on some reality show or something?!" and my response back to him was "NO..but i wish i was!!" and then he says "let me guess you wont get back in the car until it is gone right?" and of course being the person i am i said "you're exactly right.. that thing will freakin eat me!" i wanted him to understand just how big this thing was.
for a little while he couldnt find this creature.. but once he finally did he flung it out of the car and says "damn! that thing is big" and after thanking him many, many times he told me to have a good night.. or to atleast hope it gets better.
that whole time of this man getting that thing out of my car i was on the phone with Alysha too.. who is the other person that hates 'guys' (beatles) as much as i do.
of course afterwards i was still extremely grossed out and freaked out so i was all itchy and what not.
i really dont have much of a problem with insects.. i mean yeah im not going to cuddle them or anything but out of all the bugs i have seen.. beatles i just can not handle with any ounce of my body. they completely gross me RIGHT out.
and why exactly did something this random have to happen to me?!
because its me we are talking about.. and everywhere i go.. something extremely random just HAS to happen.
so in conculsion.. if you live a boring life... just hang out with me and crazy things are bound to happen.
i am an amazing story teller.. and i think this is a good one.
i had a very stressful night.
i was already a bit flustered when as i was driving to Nashua a BEATLE(or whatever you want to call it) decided it was a good idea to come into my car.
the exact words that came out of my mouth when i heard the thing come in before i knew what it was, was "oh god i dont even want to know what just came into my car."
then once i actually saw what it was and how HUGE IT WAS
my first reaction was to yell yet "OH NO WAY!!!!!"
need i remind you as well, i was alone.. which obviously states the fact that yes i do talk to myself.
but anyway..
these insects and i are NOT FRIENDS AT ALL... we are pretty much enemies.
so i instantly speed up and go into the Mobile on 111.
i saw it sprint(yes they can sprint because i WATCHED this one do it)off the passanger seat and onto the floor.. which freaked me out even more because i couldnt keep my eye on it anymore.
once i parked at the mobile i got out and went right to the passanger side and openned the door.. at this point everyone pumping gas was kind of looking over at my like.. what is this girl doing?!
so i got the map out of my backseat and moved the things around on the floor in the front(yeah my cars a little messy deal with it!)
i couldnt find it..and i had no idea what to do.. the LAST thing i would do is get back in the car and drive away. i would walk home before sharing a small space with something like THAT!
SOO i called Alysha and told her what happened and as i was telling her a moth flew over my head and it freaked me out! then a page fell out of the map i was holding which freaked me out as well.. you know when you are all tensed up and the littlest things will make you jump?! yeeah thats what happened.
so Alysha told me to go and find someone to get the bug out of the car for me.. and i told her i already felt stupid for being there looking all strange-like.
but finally this guy that was going back to his car that was parking infront of mine happened to look over at me, so i took the advantage and asked him to come help me.
when he came back over with his lighter(because it was to dark to see under the seat) he says to me "am not on some reality show or something?!" and my response back to him was "NO..but i wish i was!!" and then he says "let me guess you wont get back in the car until it is gone right?" and of course being the person i am i said "you're exactly right.. that thing will freakin eat me!" i wanted him to understand just how big this thing was.
for a little while he couldnt find this creature.. but once he finally did he flung it out of the car and says "damn! that thing is big" and after thanking him many, many times he told me to have a good night.. or to atleast hope it gets better.
that whole time of this man getting that thing out of my car i was on the phone with Alysha too.. who is the other person that hates 'guys' (beatles) as much as i do.
of course afterwards i was still extremely grossed out and freaked out so i was all itchy and what not.
i really dont have much of a problem with insects.. i mean yeah im not going to cuddle them or anything but out of all the bugs i have seen.. beatles i just can not handle with any ounce of my body. they completely gross me RIGHT out.
and why exactly did something this random have to happen to me?!
because its me we are talking about.. and everywhere i go.. something extremely random just HAS to happen.
so in conculsion.. if you live a boring life... just hang out with me and crazy things are bound to happen.