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Feb 15, 2005 06:21

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zanyzacharias February 15 2005, 11:55:03 UTC

Don't lie, mate. Who have you switched with? Not Hannah or Bones... Not Midgen, I think... Perhaps you're Finch-Fletchley!

importance_of February 15 2005, 11:58:17 UTC

I haven't switched with anyone! Are you blind? I've just gone on about how I'm worried about OTHERS being switched, and for good, and in my room. So, are you.. you? Or what?

zanyzacharias February 15 2005, 12:04:22 UTC

I was taking the piss, Ernie. You do sound much like yourself.

I wish I'd switched with anyone. Preferably a girl. I wonder how it's like to have breasts and I don't know why others get to find out and I don't.

importance_of February 15 2005, 21:23:22 UTC

Oh. Right. Good. I wouldn't want to sound like anyone else.

Perhaps you could buy a pair somewhere, though I suppose fake ones wouldn't be quite the same. I don't know why you would want them anyway; they'd just get in the way, it seems.

zanyzacharias February 15 2005, 21:35:50 UTC

A pair of fake breasts? Ernie, I didn't know you had it in you, mate!

importance_of February 15 2005, 21:48:27 UTC

Perhaps I should buy you a pair for your birthday. Just for educational purposes, of course. It would be a rather enlightening experience for you, I’m sure.

zanyzacharias February 15 2005, 21:54:00 UTC

It's a shame you're not in the quidditch team because I'd buy you a dress to go with my fake breasts. We'd never find our dignity again, but we'd be properly educated as you favour!

importance_of February 15 2005, 22:15:33 UTC

A dress? I hardly think that would be very flattering for my figure, Zacharias.

What colour?

zanyzacharias February 15 2005, 22:26:50 UTC

I don't know a thing about colour-coordination. Let's go ask Bones!

I'll loan you my fake breasts if you're too much of a skinny bastard for the dress, don't worry.

importance_of February 15 2005, 22:33:34 UTC

I believe all my masculinity has fled due to this conversation, though I did bring it upon myself, didn't I?

I think you would look better in a dress than I would. I think I might be more of a skirt man, myself, if there's such a thing.

fletchfinchley February 15 2005, 22:30:13 UTC

You're a bony little stick thing, Erns. You'd probably need far too much padding to make it worthwhile.

psstguesswhat February 15 2005, 22:14:33 UTC

Honestly? Breasts aren't all that great, Smith.

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