(last night)
Got into bed at 1 a.m. Fell asleep. Awakened at 1:30 a.m. by the hugest moth in existence trying to get out of my apartment via the window blinds. Couldn't find the moth. Cursed its existence. Tried to go back to sleep. Laid in bed for an hour. Couldn't sleep. Kept hearing the moth. Also still feeling the effects of a late night cup of coffee. Heard the moth again at 2:30 a.m. Used brain to deduce it was probably on my window. Trapped it inside a yogurt container. Released it outside. Got back in bed. Finally fell asleep after another hour. Awakened at 7:15 a.m. by HUGE THUNDERCLAPS. Looked outside. Told myself that I needed to sleep, that I've already seen enough thunderstorms in my lifetime. Went back to sleep. Awakened at 8:17 a.m. by more thunder. Went back to sleep. Dreamt that my cats had turned back into kittens and didn't recognize me. They were going to claw my face off. Awakened by my alarm at 9:30 a.m.