You picked me because I had no choice.
Morning rage aside, I've been fed and given a bottle of Sunkist. Still prefer to be left alone, but not so cranky any longer.
So, let us do some stars reality show, shall we? Here are our players of the moment. (If you know Astrology, hush! Read it for fun and laugh because both you and I know, I'm talking out of my big fat bottom. If you don't believe in Astrology, read it and laugh, anyways. It's written for entertainment.) I'm hiding from the real world today and I'm playing director to the star-players. (Haha! I made horribly BAD joke!!)
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At the house of Chaos
Night scene: Interior
Venus, she is a Taurus, went bonkers and threatens to quit the job to go find work in a strip club. Her current 30 days link to the Lord of Illusion, Neptune, made her even more delusional than ever before. You see, my Venus is quite chunky by today's standard and I doubt she'll get good tips as a striper. (Think Botticelli's Birth of Venus here.) Although, rumor has it that she knows tantric, so tips maybe good in that department if she chose to, however unlikely (Hello? Taurus??), do so. Mars, a playful Sagittarius, does nothing but encouraged the sensual goddess. Mercury, who normally is a spazzed out schizophrenia - and always had something to say - is, instead, chilling and getting ready for retrograde, which is good because he will slow down and maybe be able to think straight. He decided to sit back and chuckled quietly on the plushy settee in the corner.
Jupiter just wants to party and f*ck every nymphs in sight (With proper precautions, of course. He's a Virgo, after all.) The Sun wants to cuddle, while the Moon wants to be left alone. Pluto is a neat freak and Uranus cannot decide if he wants to be living in sin or just get pregnant without a mother. Anything but conventional, that's Uranus for you!
I can't get Saturn to play any part. He just won't have it. What a party pooper!
...I think I'm in love with Chiron - he's an Aries, the fire sign. Can we say, teh HAWT!!?
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As you can see, I sometimes, trace the lines on the wall just to entertain myself.