Arggghhh!!!!1
Dear People,
We can live in peace or we can keep on pushing each other until we are thoroughly bruised and broken. Though, I would strongly advise you NOT to push my buttons for fun.
One of my goals in life is to see how far I can push someone and still get away with it.
I have many years of experience. You can gross me out, but I'm willing to bet my melon head that I can out-gross you. Do not start with me unless you are willing to take the retaliation. Vengeance is a part of the game.
There is no middle ground. I do not like to talk about gross stuff in general. So, we can stay in paradise where everything is flowery and shiny or we can battle in the deep dark depth of my special hell.
The choice is yours, choose wisely!
Cautiously yours,
Me.
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Gosh, I am in an extreme pissy-arse-mood today. The tone of the office is pretty much 'near-dead-passive'.
It makes me want to scream and throw tantrums just to ensure that I am still alive, and not one of them zombie corpses moping around in the office.
Take some speed, pop some ecstasy or go get coffee from my favorite Starbucks Boy. Do whatever you have to but do it fast. Just, look more lively, kidos!!
We can live in peace or we can keep on pushing each other until we are thoroughly bruised and broken. Though, I would strongly advise you NOT to push my buttons for fun.
One of my goals in life is to see how far I can push someone and still get away with it.
I have many years of experience. You can gross me out, but I'm willing to bet my melon head that I can out-gross you. Do not start with me unless you are willing to take the retaliation. Vengeance is a part of the game.
There is no middle ground. I do not like to talk about gross stuff in general. So, we can stay in paradise where everything is flowery and shiny or we can battle in the deep dark depth of my special hell.
The choice is yours, choose wisely!
Cautiously yours,
Me.
****************************
Gosh, I am in an extreme pissy-arse-mood today. The tone of the office is pretty much 'near-dead-passive'.
It makes me want to scream and throw tantrums just to ensure that I am still alive, and not one of them zombie corpses moping around in the office.
Take some speed, pop some ecstasy or go get coffee from my favorite Starbucks Boy. Do whatever you have to but do it fast. Just, look more lively, kidos!!