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[impish_shadow]

Hmmm...

Well I wanted to say that things haven't changed much around here, but I guess the lot of you are full of more surprises than I remembered. Then again, I thought there would have been a lot more faces I remembered still here. Hee hee, perhaps more time passed then I thought! I'm a bit more disappointed than I should be.At any rate, my

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[Camera]

[punchthebowtie]

Hello Midna. My name is Gary Ganon Bart Lemming Douglas Jayjay Dragmire Falcon the 3rd and I'm the school's Sexual Education teacher. Look at the computer, now back to me, now back at this tiny table. There is a rose there.

It is my welcoming gift to you.

[impish_shadow]

[She looks at the computer.

Then back to him.

Then to that tiny table.

There is a rose there.

She looks back to him.

She turns off the camera.]

[punchthebowtie]

[Another one to succumb to his manly charms]

[impish_shadow]

[After about a minute the camera pops back on, and she's very deadpan.]

Gary Ganon Bart Lemming Douglas Jayjay Dragmire Falcon the 3rd.

[punchthebowtie]

[He's still hasn't shut off the camera. Amazing.]

Yes.

[impish_shadow]

Are you high?

[punchthebowtie]

High on love, maybe.

Why, is there a problem?

[impish_shadow]

No, seriously, are you high?

[punchthebowtie]

No.

[impish_shadow]

How many mothers do you have?

[Midna that is the weirdest question.]