Random Super hero story. Based on Sunshine and my characters from the bus ride. haha
One ordinary Wednesday, just like all the others, The Taco Clan sat around aimlessly. "Gawd, I'm SO bored. Why can't someone rob an effin' bank or something? I mean Jesus!" complained Brittany as she sank down into her favorite papason.
"You know now that the new mayor was elected, the crime rate has plummeted. A bank robbery isn't likely." stated Sunshine as she idly doodled on a napkin.
"Well I didn't vote for the stupid retard!" whined Brittany as she began to fidget with her bracelets. "I mean, he's so blah. Gah. And boring. And stupid. AND BLAH. I'M SO BORED."
"Well, I voted for him. He's so fashionable. I swear, I never thought we were gonna get a man with good taste in office. Thank God he ran." said Rock casually. He wasn't even listening to his friend's complaints; he was lost in a daydream about George Heffer [the mayor], a Jacuzzi, and himself. He let out a sigh and wished it was only real.
"YOU VOTED FOR HIM!? You never told me that! Gah, we're JOBLESS because of you! YOU ... YOU... YOU GRR, I can't even think of an insult to describe you." roared Brittany as she glared at Rock.
"Don't be ridiculous. Rock is not the reason we are jobless. Besides, you should be HAPPY crime is down. Don't you want to live in a safe place?" said Sunshine, oddly being the voice of reason. At this point a telephone began to ring, but no one noticed; Rock too lost in his daydream and Sunshine too lost in her picture and Brittany too lost in her anger.
"NO! What I want is to not be bored! And to have money to pay for our apartment! And to have money for food! And to HAVE SOMEONE ANSWER THAT GOD DAMN PHONE." -it had finally reached her attention, and that final add in brought everyone to the realization that the HELP! Line was ringing for the first time in weeks. Rock was upon the phone at once.
"Hello, Mr. Heffer?" -Rock
"Yes, this is Mr. Heffer, but please, call me George." -mayor
Rock let out a slight giggle of satisfaction. "Okay, George. (he beamed as he said it and Brittany rolled her eyes.) What's up?" -Rock
"Well, actually there seems to be some trouble down at Enmark. Apparently the place is being robbed and strangely all of our police force is missing. Wanna help out? It'll be like old times."
Rock didn't think to point out that it wasn't exactly 'old times', they had 'helped out' just three weeks ago, buisness was just a little slower than usual was all. But, as stated before, Rock didn't think to mention these things. His mind was a little mixed up from the thrill of talking to George Henry Heffer [the hottest mayor Augosta had ever had]. "We'll be right there!". Brittany was in costume before Rock could even tell her their mission. Quickly, the Taco Clan, dressed and ready to kick butt, hopped into their Uber Shopping Cart Mobile and headed to Enmark. They arrived in the middle of the heist.
Baglady [Brittany] immediately ran into the danger without a plan and shouted "STOP RIGHT THERE CITIZEN!" Rocky Boy [Rock] and Froggy [Sunshine] stood together and rolled their eyes.
"I hate it when she does this. She almost dies every time, y'know." mummbled Froggy to Rocky Boy. "Gawd I know" was his reply.
After Baglady had made her exclamation the robber had temporarily lost his cool and almost blown his first robbery attempt, but now he was back to thinking straight. He realized Baglady was standing there with no gun and he was standing there with a gun. He pointed the weapon torwards her and fired. Baglady's mind froze "Shit. I gotta stop bursting into crimes with no plan or protection or weapon." her mind reminded her for the 100th time atleast. Froggy lunged her tongue into the side of the bullet and knocked it off it's course enough to miss Baglady. She then ripped the gun from the thief's hands with her long, sticky tongue. "Heh, thanks." remarked Baglady goofily.
The thief, now weaponless, peed his pants. His mind raced. "--Shit. Shit. SHIT. Why did I think this was a good idea?? I'm gonna die. Oh shit I'm gonna die. I have no gun and there are three super heros here.. although that Baglady seems a little incompetent... Geez Rocky Boy's outfit looks great, I wish I had good taste like that.. WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT FASHION FOR?! I'M ABOUT TO DIE--"
"Listen, sir, I want you to put your hands on top of your head and --" started Froggy.
"I got this one, Froggy." interrupted Rocky Boy. "Alright, listen to me Mr. I'm wearing navy blue and black together. Looking at you is making me want to rip out my own eyeballs, eat them, and then vomit them back up. First off. Black and navy blue?! What were you thinking??? Secondly, those are so not the right shoes for this kind of thing. Honestly. Also, who styles your hair? Gawd. Like I said. You make me sick. Read a damn fashion magazine! Now, let's talk about that hideous ski mask you are --"
"SHUTUP! You're getting off track. Let a professional superhero handle this." Said Baglady.
"Oh no you just didn't! I'm a professional too!" -Rocky Boy.
"Yea, a professional loser." -Baglady
Froggy listened to their bickering and sighed. "Why do I always have to save his friggin' team? Gah." She made her way to the highly confused thief and placed him under arrest. Brought him to the police station and locked him up. She then went and saw the latest Tim Burton movie and picked up an ice cream. She wrote a letter to her grandmother and then decided maybe it was time to inform Baglady and Rocky Boy the robbery had been over for atleast five hours now. When she walked in she immediately heard Baglady exclaim "And what exactly is wrong with my hair?!"
"You have got to be kidding me! First off, the red is not working for you sweetie. Secondly, what were you thinking when you picked that style?!" - Rocky Boy
"ATLEAST I DON'T HAVE SIDE BURNS!" -Baglady
Before Rocky Boy had a chance to defend his side burns Froggy said "Uh.. guys, we can go home now. Robbery is over."
"HE DIDN'T GET AWAY, DID HE?! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ROCKY BOY!!"
"My fault?!" -Rocky Boy
"Yes, your fault!" -Baglady
"Maybe if you hadn't interrupted me --" - Rocky Boy
"Forget it" thought Froggy. "Eventually they'll remember to come home. God I hate my job."
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"You know now that the new mayor was elected, the crime rate has plummeted. A bank robbery isn't likely." stated Sunshine as she idly doodled on a napkin.
"Well I didn't vote for the stupid retard!" whined Brittany as she began to fidget with her bracelets. "I mean, he's so blah. Gah. And boring. And stupid. AND BLAH. I'M SO BORED."
"Well, I voted for him. He's so fashionable. I swear, I never thought we were gonna get a man with good taste in office. Thank God he ran." said Rock casually. He wasn't even listening to his friend's complaints; he was lost in a daydream about George Heffer [the mayor], a Jacuzzi, and himself. He let out a sigh and wished it was only real.
"YOU VOTED FOR HIM!? You never told me that! Gah, we're JOBLESS because of you! YOU ... YOU... YOU GRR, I can't even think of an insult to describe you." roared Brittany as she glared at Rock.
"Don't be ridiculous. Rock is not the reason we are jobless. Besides, you should be HAPPY crime is down. Don't you want to live in a safe place?" said Sunshine, oddly being the voice of reason. At this point a telephone began to ring, but no one noticed; Rock too lost in his daydream and Sunshine too lost in her picture and Brittany too lost in her anger.
"NO! What I want is to not be bored! And to have money to pay for our apartment! And to have money for food! And to HAVE SOMEONE ANSWER THAT GOD DAMN PHONE." -it had finally reached her attention, and that final add in brought everyone to the realization that the HELP! Line was ringing for the first time in weeks. Rock was upon the phone at once.
"Hello, Mr. Heffer?" -Rock
"Yes, this is Mr. Heffer, but please, call me George." -mayor
Rock let out a slight giggle of satisfaction. "Okay, George. (he beamed as he said it and Brittany rolled her eyes.) What's up?" -Rock
"Well, actually there seems to be some trouble down at Enmark. Apparently the place is being robbed and strangely all of our police force is missing. Wanna help out? It'll be like old times."
Rock didn't think to point out that it wasn't exactly 'old times', they had 'helped out' just three weeks ago, buisness was just a little slower than usual was all. But, as stated before, Rock didn't think to mention these things. His mind was a little mixed up from the thrill of talking to George Henry Heffer [the hottest mayor Augosta had ever had]. "We'll be right there!". Brittany was in costume before Rock could even tell her their mission. Quickly, the Taco Clan, dressed and ready to kick butt, hopped into their Uber Shopping Cart Mobile and headed to Enmark. They arrived in the middle of the heist.
Baglady [Brittany] immediately ran into the danger without a plan and shouted "STOP RIGHT THERE CITIZEN!" Rocky Boy [Rock] and Froggy [Sunshine] stood together and rolled their eyes.
"I hate it when she does this. She almost dies every time, y'know." mummbled Froggy to Rocky Boy. "Gawd I know" was his reply.
After Baglady had made her exclamation the robber had temporarily lost his cool and almost blown his first robbery attempt, but now he was back to thinking straight. He realized Baglady was standing there with no gun and he was standing there with a gun. He pointed the weapon torwards her and fired. Baglady's mind froze "Shit. I gotta stop bursting into crimes with no plan or protection or weapon." her mind reminded her for the 100th time atleast. Froggy lunged her tongue into the side of the bullet and knocked it off it's course enough to miss Baglady. She then ripped the gun from the thief's hands with her long, sticky tongue. "Heh, thanks." remarked Baglady goofily.
The thief, now weaponless, peed his pants. His mind raced. "--Shit. Shit. SHIT. Why did I think this was a good idea?? I'm gonna die. Oh shit I'm gonna die. I have no gun and there are three super heros here.. although that Baglady seems a little incompetent... Geez Rocky Boy's outfit looks great, I wish I had good taste like that.. WHAT AM I THINKING ABOUT FASHION FOR?! I'M ABOUT TO DIE--"
"Listen, sir, I want you to put your hands on top of your head and --" started Froggy.
"I got this one, Froggy." interrupted Rocky Boy. "Alright, listen to me Mr. I'm wearing navy blue and black together. Looking at you is making me want to rip out my own eyeballs, eat them, and then vomit them back up. First off. Black and navy blue?! What were you thinking??? Secondly, those are so not the right shoes for this kind of thing. Honestly. Also, who styles your hair? Gawd. Like I said. You make me sick. Read a damn fashion magazine! Now, let's talk about that hideous ski mask you are --"
"SHUTUP! You're getting off track. Let a professional superhero handle this." Said Baglady.
"Oh no you just didn't! I'm a professional too!" -Rocky Boy.
"Yea, a professional loser." -Baglady
Froggy listened to their bickering and sighed. "Why do I always have to save his friggin' team? Gah." She made her way to the highly confused thief and placed him under arrest. Brought him to the police station and locked him up. She then went and saw the latest Tim Burton movie and picked up an ice cream. She wrote a letter to her grandmother and then decided maybe it was time to inform Baglady and Rocky Boy the robbery had been over for atleast five hours now. When she walked in she immediately heard Baglady exclaim "And what exactly is wrong with my hair?!"
"You have got to be kidding me! First off, the red is not working for you sweetie. Secondly, what were you thinking when you picked that style?!" - Rocky Boy
"ATLEAST I DON'T HAVE SIDE BURNS!" -Baglady
Before Rocky Boy had a chance to defend his side burns Froggy said "Uh.. guys, we can go home now. Robbery is over."
"HE DIDN'T GET AWAY, DID HE?! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT ROCKY BOY!!"
"My fault?!" -Rocky Boy
"Yes, your fault!" -Baglady
"Maybe if you hadn't interrupted me --" - Rocky Boy
"Forget it" thought Froggy. "Eventually they'll remember to come home. God I hate my job."
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