Victorian Craigslist
Ho, there! pic
YOU: Normally enjoy the company of ladies. You are thin, dapper, though not an utter dandy.
ME: Older yet well-preserved, high-cheekbones.
We would drink wine together at your lodgings while you browse a French book I have brought which includes rather detailed drawings of ladies. What ensues shall not be spoken of.
See below for an illustration of my penis.
THE QUEEN IS A DULLARD pic
I HAVE WITNESSED HER SPEAKING IN PUBLIC, AND SHE MISPRONOUNCED AND MISSPOKE REGULARLY (THIS SHOULD BE EXPECTED OF ONE WHO HAS BUT INHERITED HER TITLE), AND SHE BETRAYED HER COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF THE SITUATION IN INDIA. IF ONE SUPPORTS HER, IT IS ONLY BECAUSE HE EMPATHISES WITH HER STUPIDITY.
SEE BELOW FOR AN ILLUSTRATION OF MY PENIS.
Ho, there! -- BEWARE!!! pic
The man whose advertisements head with "Ho, there!" is not "older, yet well preserved," does not have "high cheekbones," and is in fact a fat, churlish, Irishman! He barked at me, demanding I remove my shoes and refused to let me see his picture book from France until I complied. After I did comply, I found the book to be out of date and dirty. Stay clear!
See below for an illustration of my penis.
YOU: Normally enjoy the company of ladies. You are thin, dapper, though not an utter dandy.
ME: Older yet well-preserved, high-cheekbones.
We would drink wine together at your lodgings while you browse a French book I have brought which includes rather detailed drawings of ladies. What ensues shall not be spoken of.
See below for an illustration of my penis.
THE QUEEN IS A DULLARD pic
I HAVE WITNESSED HER SPEAKING IN PUBLIC, AND SHE MISPRONOUNCED AND MISSPOKE REGULARLY (THIS SHOULD BE EXPECTED OF ONE WHO HAS BUT INHERITED HER TITLE), AND SHE BETRAYED HER COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF THE SITUATION IN INDIA. IF ONE SUPPORTS HER, IT IS ONLY BECAUSE HE EMPATHISES WITH HER STUPIDITY.
SEE BELOW FOR AN ILLUSTRATION OF MY PENIS.
Ho, there! -- BEWARE!!! pic
The man whose advertisements head with "Ho, there!" is not "older, yet well preserved," does not have "high cheekbones," and is in fact a fat, churlish, Irishman! He barked at me, demanding I remove my shoes and refused to let me see his picture book from France until I complied. After I did comply, I found the book to be out of date and dirty. Stay clear!
See below for an illustration of my penis.