[ic, MISTLETOES]

[impiersonate]

[. . . multipurpose post for the Doctor/Vincent/Ganymede/Rachel/Katherine.

WHY? BECAUSE THAT POST HATES ME. already.]

((yeaaaaaaaah if you wanna do something just tag and mention who. sob i think the snow is negatively effecting my internet.))

Comments

[hymnandmusicbox]

I guess I had to be caught eventually.

[goldstarring]

This is so awkward. It is always so awkwaard. I think if it continues this way I'm going to invoke a strict no-awkwardness policy.

[hymnandmusicbox]

Does it count as a first kiss if it's with a girl?

[goldstarring]

[and the awkwardness is back.]

Really? This is going to be your first time?

[hymnandmusicbox]

I never had the time.

[goldstarring]

. . . do you want some pointers before we start?

[hymnandmusicbox]

I think so. Then it wouldn't count as a first kiss; it's just a lesson.

[goldstarring]

Okay. So try not to bite. That's important. I still make that mistake sometimes when I feel self-conscious, so secondly try not to feel self-conscious, even though it's your first kiss ever and it's also with a girl.

[hymnandmusicbox]

How do you breathe?

[goldstarring]

Through your nose. Also it's generally acceptable to pull back briefly if you need to breathe through your mouth.

[hymnandmusicbox]

What if he's taller?

[goldstarring]

My boyfriend's a whole foot taller than me. It's not an unconquerable problem! Either you both stretch to reach each other or you can just get him to sit down. That's the easier option.

[hymnandmusicbox]

Oh, Lyner's only a few inches taller.

[goldstarring]

Oh, that won't be a problem. So he's your boyfriend?

[hymnandmusicbox]

No! I wish he was but he's ... Lyner.

[goldstarring]

Right. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to get all the awkwardness out of the way and then we're going to talk all about it.