[Detective Conan] Crazy Aunty Icka's Short Stories: Weird Hawai'i
Um... yeah. Random fic. It's been a Disney Movie Night. Guess what Movie and Sequel we saw tonight?
"Is that a dead body?"
Conan looked up at the young awed voice. It was a girl about his own apparent age was staring at the body of the fallen man. A blue... koala... dog... mutant thing next to her stood up on his hind legs, pulling a camera out of somewhere and took a picture of it.
"Yes." Conan said, standing up. "You probably shouldn't be here."
The blue... thing mumbled something in what sounded like random gibberish. "Yeah." The girl nodded. "Coooooool."
"Uh..."
"Lilo!" A harried voice called. "Stitch! Where are you?!"
"Over here, Nani!!" The girl waved. "We found a dead body!!!"
"Oh, Lilo." A worried looking teenage girl came running up. "Please tell me you weren't a part of this."
"Nope! Never met him before in my life! He did this all on his own!!" The girl said proudly. The blue thing compared the bite marks on the man's torso to his own impressive set of jaws. It jabbered happily at the teenage girl, then took pictures, pretending to bite the corpse.
"Ooo! A dead body!" A large man came rumbling up towards them, his footsteps shaking the ground. A weird... woman? With only one eye and horribly bad makep-up came sashaying up. "Hmm... such a primitive death. There is still corpse."
The teenage girl groaned, pinching her eyes shut. "Jumba..."
The woman? gave a loud high-pitched laugh that almost pierced Conan's ears. "Oh, Jumba didn't do it, did you Uncle Jumba?"
"Of course not, 'Aunt' Pleakley." The large man looked offended, all four eyes blinking from behind a pair of sunglasses. "As stated, there would not be corpse."
Conan looked at the girl, who was happily snapping pictures of the blue thing with the corpse, suggesting even more bizarre poses as the blue thing waved all six limbs. "Your aunt has three legs." He commented. "And one very large eyeball."
"Yes she does." The girl nodded happily. "Now hang ten, Stitch!"
"Not on the corpse!" The teenage girl scolded as the blue thing jumped to the girl's commands.
"Aw, Nani..."
"No buts."
"You're contaminating the evidence." Conan added.
"Ooo... evidence."
"Don't worry." The teenage girl assured Conan. "I asked David to call the police. He's got kind of a weak stomach for this sort of thing."
"And you don't." Conan deadpanned.
"You should see some of Jumba's cooking."
"...." Conan nodded, deciding that perhaps, since the last time he'd visited Hawai'i as Kudo Shin'ichi, the place had gotten just a little bit too weird for him.
=fin=
Standard disclaimers apply, disney and gosho, no profit, just for fun.
... Can you imagine what'll happen when Lilo hits the dating stage? ^____^
"Is that a dead body?"
Conan looked up at the young awed voice. It was a girl about his own apparent age was staring at the body of the fallen man. A blue... koala... dog... mutant thing next to her stood up on his hind legs, pulling a camera out of somewhere and took a picture of it.
"Yes." Conan said, standing up. "You probably shouldn't be here."
The blue... thing mumbled something in what sounded like random gibberish. "Yeah." The girl nodded. "Coooooool."
"Uh..."
"Lilo!" A harried voice called. "Stitch! Where are you?!"
"Over here, Nani!!" The girl waved. "We found a dead body!!!"
"Oh, Lilo." A worried looking teenage girl came running up. "Please tell me you weren't a part of this."
"Nope! Never met him before in my life! He did this all on his own!!" The girl said proudly. The blue thing compared the bite marks on the man's torso to his own impressive set of jaws. It jabbered happily at the teenage girl, then took pictures, pretending to bite the corpse.
"Ooo! A dead body!" A large man came rumbling up towards them, his footsteps shaking the ground. A weird... woman? With only one eye and horribly bad makep-up came sashaying up. "Hmm... such a primitive death. There is still corpse."
The teenage girl groaned, pinching her eyes shut. "Jumba..."
The woman? gave a loud high-pitched laugh that almost pierced Conan's ears. "Oh, Jumba didn't do it, did you Uncle Jumba?"
"Of course not, 'Aunt' Pleakley." The large man looked offended, all four eyes blinking from behind a pair of sunglasses. "As stated, there would not be corpse."
Conan looked at the girl, who was happily snapping pictures of the blue thing with the corpse, suggesting even more bizarre poses as the blue thing waved all six limbs. "Your aunt has three legs." He commented. "And one very large eyeball."
"Yes she does." The girl nodded happily. "Now hang ten, Stitch!"
"Not on the corpse!" The teenage girl scolded as the blue thing jumped to the girl's commands.
"Aw, Nani..."
"No buts."
"You're contaminating the evidence." Conan added.
"Ooo... evidence."
"Don't worry." The teenage girl assured Conan. "I asked David to call the police. He's got kind of a weak stomach for this sort of thing."
"And you don't." Conan deadpanned.
"You should see some of Jumba's cooking."
"...." Conan nodded, deciding that perhaps, since the last time he'd visited Hawai'i as Kudo Shin'ichi, the place had gotten just a little bit too weird for him.
=fin=
Standard disclaimers apply, disney and gosho, no profit, just for fun.
... Can you imagine what'll happen when Lilo hits the dating stage? ^____^