Jones Soda Fortunes...
For some reason, I was trying to remember Jones Soda fortunes that I had gotten before, and I couldn't, so I decided to go and look under the caps and type them all out for everyone to see, so since I am amused with such trivial things, here it goes:
Green Apple Soda - Your Anxieties are beginning to clear.
Green Apple Soda - You are a practical person with both feet on the ground.
Green Apple Soda - You are heading for a land of sunshine and fun.
Green Apple Soda - You will make exciting holiday plans.
Crushed Melon - By next month, your responsibilities will be alleviated.
Orange & Cream - Time is prime to play a hunch.
Cherry Soda - Your fantasy will come true.
Lemon Drop Soda - Ask yourself why.
Lemon Drop Soda - Step on the cracks.
Lemon Drop Soda - You will be honored.
Berry Lemonade - You continue to be lucky in love.
Berry Lemonade - Hide for a few days.
Berry Lemonade - A distant romance will begin to look more promising.
Cream Soda - The full moon sees an increase in status or income.
Cream Soda - Feelings of goodwill to all should lighten your mood.
Cream Soda - Your life will be happy and peaceful.
M.F. Grape - A friend will bear great news.
Fufu Berry Soda - You will win favors when you expand your social circle.
Fufu Berry Soda - Avoid a hasty decision.
Fufu Berry Soda - The current year will bring you much happiness.
Happy - You will make great gains in any project you undertake.
Peachy Keen - You are mentally alert, put your mind to good use.
Strawberry Lime Soda - You will soon experience great happiness.
Vanilla Cola - Mentor someone.
Blue Bubble Gum Soda - You should be able to make money and hold on to it.
Fruit Punch Soda - You will win favors when you expand your social circle.
Root Beer - Your partner will be proud of you.
Diet Root Beer - A zesty partner is a big help in your efforts to get ahead.
Diet Black Cherry Soda - Utilize your talent for getting things organized.
Ginger Ale - You are next in line for promotion.
Chocolate Fudge Soda - A trip by air is in your future.
Chocolate Fudge Soda - You were born with the skill to easily communicate with people.
Chocolate Fudge Soda - Your understanding will help a friend in need.
Watermelon Soda - Achieving peace of mind is a most worthwhile goal.
Well, I know you feel either that you've wasted your time reading those, or that they are oddly correct (or totally wrong) towards me, and it is probably true. Also... yes, I know I've wasted a lot of money on Jones Soda. Anyway, I just had to do this, and now I am satisfied.
Peace,
Christopher L. Schwandt
Green Apple Soda - Your Anxieties are beginning to clear.
Green Apple Soda - You are a practical person with both feet on the ground.
Green Apple Soda - You are heading for a land of sunshine and fun.
Green Apple Soda - You will make exciting holiday plans.
Crushed Melon - By next month, your responsibilities will be alleviated.
Orange & Cream - Time is prime to play a hunch.
Cherry Soda - Your fantasy will come true.
Lemon Drop Soda - Ask yourself why.
Lemon Drop Soda - Step on the cracks.
Lemon Drop Soda - You will be honored.
Berry Lemonade - You continue to be lucky in love.
Berry Lemonade - Hide for a few days.
Berry Lemonade - A distant romance will begin to look more promising.
Cream Soda - The full moon sees an increase in status or income.
Cream Soda - Feelings of goodwill to all should lighten your mood.
Cream Soda - Your life will be happy and peaceful.
M.F. Grape - A friend will bear great news.
Fufu Berry Soda - You will win favors when you expand your social circle.
Fufu Berry Soda - Avoid a hasty decision.
Fufu Berry Soda - The current year will bring you much happiness.
Happy - You will make great gains in any project you undertake.
Peachy Keen - You are mentally alert, put your mind to good use.
Strawberry Lime Soda - You will soon experience great happiness.
Vanilla Cola - Mentor someone.
Blue Bubble Gum Soda - You should be able to make money and hold on to it.
Fruit Punch Soda - You will win favors when you expand your social circle.
Root Beer - Your partner will be proud of you.
Diet Root Beer - A zesty partner is a big help in your efforts to get ahead.
Diet Black Cherry Soda - Utilize your talent for getting things organized.
Ginger Ale - You are next in line for promotion.
Chocolate Fudge Soda - A trip by air is in your future.
Chocolate Fudge Soda - You were born with the skill to easily communicate with people.
Chocolate Fudge Soda - Your understanding will help a friend in need.
Watermelon Soda - Achieving peace of mind is a most worthwhile goal.
Well, I know you feel either that you've wasted your time reading those, or that they are oddly correct (or totally wrong) towards me, and it is probably true. Also... yes, I know I've wasted a lot of money on Jones Soda. Anyway, I just had to do this, and now I am satisfied.
Peace,
Christopher L. Schwandt