[The video begins with Cycnus' face dominating the focus of the camera. He really doesn't look pleased (but then again, when does he ever?) and for a moment he just stares a little off to the side with that same look, like he's so upset he's completely at a loss for words. If you look towards the corners of the screen bits of pink and lace are visible, but it's kind of apparent he's trying to block them from view. After another moment of collecting himself (maybe he doesn't know it's recording) he gives a kind of exasperated sigh and addresses the camera directly.]
I went back to school today. The note worked. Swim coach says they'll still let me join, but I have to [his tone goes slightly mocking] 'take it easy' for a week because of my 'surgery'.
People are still idiots. Classes are boring. And girls need to stop giggling all the time. I hate it.
[ a pause]
And, as if that weren't bad enough, then I come back and find-
[he breaks off as the camera pans out, and he disappears from view.
This is what you see, but imagine multiple swan plush animals replacing the bears/rabbits. If he were smart he would've just made a journal post bitching, but he wants everyone to know just how much abuse he suffers, and his tone echoes that.]
-this.
It's a joke, right?
Great.
Hilarious.
Now where is my furniture, really?
[ooc: Pretend this was posted after school today. Leni, that pass you wrote Cycnus is gone, but I thought it said until February 1st, so I'm going with that. If I'm wrong, oh well.]