03 ❧ TEXT

[imperiouswan]

Being a girl is even worse than I thought it would be.

Just because I have breasts now doesn't make it all right to call out lewd things on the street. Or to follow me around when I'm trying to walk. Or to offer me dinner repeatedly after I've already said no. I'm not that easy. Doesn't anyone in this city have class?

Comments

[imperiouswan]

And if you say 'yes' they leave you alone?

[imperiouswan]

So how do you get them to go away?

[imperiouswan]

But I don't want one.

[howtheskybreaks]

hence why it is fake waffleswan

[imperiouswan]

I don't want a fa--

Stop calling me that!

[howtheskybreaks]

you dont then shut it

waffleswantwatwaffleswantwat

[imperiouswan]

You're such an idiot.

[howtheskybreaks]

one can stomp waffleswan into oblivion

1/4

[imperiouswan]

I'd like to see you try.

2/4

[imperiouswan]

3/4

[imperiouswan]

4/5 (I LIED)

[imperiouswan]

DONE

[imperiouswan]

...

Will you be my fake boyfriend?