Look at me jump on the band wagon!
YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. You're on my list, so let me know who I am friends with. Just put it in a reply
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I can cook slow-roasted pork and maybe pizza from scratch (it's been years since I made that though).
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Climb out the top, pulling my dual Sigs out, preparing to fight the nefarious assassins who undoubtedly caused this delay.
3. What talent do you wish you had?
A faster trigger finger.
4. Favorite place?
The armory.
5. Favorite vegetable?
Broccoli, that sweet ambrosia that is fit for angels and gods.
6. What was the last book you read?
The Penultimate Truth by Philip Dick.
7. Are you Dirty or Clean?
Clean, especially my weapons.
8. Any tattoos and/or piercings?
No.
9. Worst habit?
Sometimes I kill more people than the contract requires.
HERE COMES THE FUN ...
1. How did we meet?
I believe on the steps by the band room, that haven of the rejected and despised, and there we kings, nay giants, of man first crossed paths, and in doing so produced such a profound impact on history that all in the world shuttered when it happened.
2. What's your philosophy on life?
Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out.
3. Negative or Optimistic?
I'm optimistic that I'm going to destroy all life.
4. What was your dream growing up?
Expanding the empire handed down to me by my father, who unfortunately was unable to exert domination over this wretched husk of a planet we call Earth. That or be a fireman.
5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
When that dude chucked a spear at my face and actually grazed me.
6. What was your first impression of me?
This man is a worthy foe. And perhaps an even worthier ally.
7. Tell me one weird fact about you:
I have killed over ten thousand people.
8. What’s your favorite memory of us?
What you said, when we ruled the world for that brief shining period.
9 is missing. Make up something if you want.
Guns. Lots of guns.
10. Have you ever kept anything from me?
I actually killed you about a year ago, and reanimated you without your knowledge.
11. What do you think of me as a person?
Again I must stress that you are a worthy foe, but an even worthier ally. Together the universe will tremble before our power.
12. Do you think I'm sane or insane?
Completely, totally, irreverisbly, delightfully, insane.
13. Would you cry for me if I died?
My friend, the oceans in their vastness could not contain the flow.
14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I would be your conscience, urging you to commit the crime.
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
I can think of nothing I would change. Well, you should really eat more.
16. How do you fall asleep?
I do not sleep.
17. Ever gotten angry with me?
If I had, death would have only been the beginning of your journey.
18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?
I suppose I trust you that much.
19. If you had one day to live, what would you do?
Detonate the nukes. ALL the nukes.
20. A million bucks… what would you do with it?
Buy guns. Shoot shopkeep and take back money. Go to different store. Repeat.
21. What is your worst fear?
I fear nothing.
22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Clean guns and sharpen blades.
23. Can you sing or dance?
I can do everything through him who gives me strength.
24. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest....
Dangerous.
25. Will you repost this so I can fill it out?
My friend, it's too late.
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