Apr 23, 2006 23:05
Hey, I have a magical pill that will help me fall asleep within minutes! My mother gave it to me.
I spent Spring Break being lazy and occasionally venturing to the outside world, but not that often. Way too hot outside. I am going to murder the weather.
And what's better than having an 8 AM Monday English class right after a week of bad sleeping habits and laziness? Just about everything.
I'm going to take the magical pill now and dream the dreams of dreamland, with a giant hammer to smash barrel-throwing apes in case they should happen upon my slumber.
<3 Jesse