Jul 23, 2004 01:01
Dear Jason Schimdt,
today you sucked ass. Without your studly pitching we are sunk. So don't do it again or I will have to come over to your house with a baseball bat. And I don't mean for a nice game of flies and grounders.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. Tell A. J. I am looking for him...*thumps bat against open palm*