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[imperfectme]

I want to kill someone today. I've had like 6 hours of sleep or less every night for the last like two weeks, my child is alternately mashing bananas between his hands and rubbing them on things and throwing waffles, and I came downstairs to my house covered in MUD. Now I have to mop my whole house, before going to walk around our city's annual food festival*^#
for several hours. NIT pleased.

* In the rain
^ In 80+ degree temperatures with ridiculous humidity
# Which used to be awesome, but now has been taken over by chain restaurants and shitty pizza places