Jul 08, 2005 12:16
Okay I had this great idea.
I'm going to meet a 40 year old rapist in a chat room, but then I'm going to meet him and real life, and he's not a rapist at all. He's really cool and we fall in
love and get married. We'll get our own house and I'll paint a mural on every wall of the house. He'll be an artist too and he'll paint on some of the walls. And he'll know how to paint some things I don't and I'll know how to paint some things he doesn't so we'll teach each other. Right on the walls. And we'll leave each other messages on the walls like "Honey I went to buy more paint." That's all we really have to buy because we don't do much else but paint. We just paint paint paint
paint
paint
paint
paint that's all we do. We could go to work, but we don't do that work thing, all we do is paint. So sometimes we paint on paper and sell that. We don't like to paint on paper.. it's so small and confining and limiting. But we have to run the household somehow. I mean all we do is p a i n t so we get really good. Seriously. We sell each one for like two thousand dollars. It's not like we have that many bills. We don't even have a TV we don't have a computer. There's not very much stuff in our house because all we do is paint. Every day, we just paint over what used to be there.
We paint so much though that it starts to peel off the walls. It gets like three inches thick and starts to fall off in big chunks. It looks kind of cool and for a while we have textured paintings. But then we choose a day to rip it all off. We just rip it off with our hands and the next day we go back to painting. We paint the outside too. The neighbors think we're weird because we kind of are, but we're a lot happier than them. Half of them are divorced or something, we are so happy. We did the outside with grass and sun and sky so it blended in with nature if you were far away enough. We didn't think it was right to put a house where all these Plants and Animals lived so we made it at least look the same.
So then this one time we went to sleep and we dreamed about fish. So when we woke up we painted a whole room with just fish. Bluegills and bass and catfish everwhere on the walls with seaweed and sand and shells and things. The ceiling looked like the sky when you look at it from under water.
One time we painted the whole house red. Everything red. Floor, ceiling, countertops, tables everything. Wouldn't that be fun? Sitting on the counter painting it red. Everything red.
Sometimes we're hungry but we live next to the Chinese restaurant. We just order sushi. We eat sushi and paint all the time eating sushi and painting. That's all we need to do.
It was a good thought. I guess I always have been a dreamer.