Rambleramble
I know a guy with sideburns who walks around the streats near here sometimes. He's like out of an old 70's movie, you know the type. The chest hair's growing out of his t-shirt sleeves, the tight blue jeans show off the neatly-trained curvature of his ass, and he's got that David Hasselhoff look all about him.
Anyway, that guys was walking down the street one day, right? Then there was this massive explosion - couldn't have been more than 100 meters away! I thought it came from the station, but I can't see that far from my window. I thought that it probably was one of those terrorist attacks in the subways that the newspapers had been on about lately.
Anyway, so sideburns guy - and I'm looking at him from the window, see, what with nothing else to do n'all - sideburns guy doesn't even blink. Well, maybe he did blink, I know I blinked when I heard the explosion and hit the floor real hard like, so he could've blinked when I wasn't looking, but when I got up again, he was just jogging along all peaceful-like, as if he'd expected this. I almost expected a black car with cool red lights in front to pick him up.
Something was odd about him in any case, so I called the police on him. They don't publish the mughsots, so I don't know if they caught him or not, or if he even had anything to do with the whole bombing thing. The newspapers blamed some terrorist organization afterwards. No idea how they could've found that out, but then, what do I know?
Anyway, that guys was walking down the street one day, right? Then there was this massive explosion - couldn't have been more than 100 meters away! I thought it came from the station, but I can't see that far from my window. I thought that it probably was one of those terrorist attacks in the subways that the newspapers had been on about lately.
Anyway, so sideburns guy - and I'm looking at him from the window, see, what with nothing else to do n'all - sideburns guy doesn't even blink. Well, maybe he did blink, I know I blinked when I heard the explosion and hit the floor real hard like, so he could've blinked when I wasn't looking, but when I got up again, he was just jogging along all peaceful-like, as if he'd expected this. I almost expected a black car with cool red lights in front to pick him up.
Something was odd about him in any case, so I called the police on him. They don't publish the mughsots, so I don't know if they caught him or not, or if he even had anything to do with the whole bombing thing. The newspapers blamed some terrorist organization afterwards. No idea how they could've found that out, but then, what do I know?