I tried to think of the funniest word I could. Like.. out of all the words I've ever heard, the one that makes me laugh every single time.
Then I invariably came to my answer, the only answer it could've been, after all, it's the most ridiculous word in the english language.
Oh yes, that word is: akimbo
definition Who thought of it? Really. I will NEVER be able to hear that word without laughing. There's just no way it can be used that's not hilarious. "There he stood, arms akimbo." LOL! Really, WHAT THE FUCK? Akimbo. It sounds like it should be a martial art. Akimbo. Akimbo. Akimbo. Keep saying it. You know it's driving you crazy. How could a word be so crazy. I know, it bothers me too. Sometimes I feel like killing because of it. The Akimbo Killer, they'd call me. I'd run up and shank people that held their arms akimbo. Or maybe, I'd run around with my arms akimbo and headbutt people until they died. They're both good. Maybe I'll do both. At the same time. Who knows. I might change it up; I'm crazy like that.
Just remember... don't hang your arms akimbo.
Do you think I'm insane? Good.