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Yay I'm finally done with the two drabbles I promised! Hope you like them, girlies ♥ And if you guys want to request more, feel free. I have way to much fun with these :D *g* Warning: They are both ridiculously schmoopy and cheesy... *facepalm*
Title: Laundry Day
Pairing: Sam/Dean (WINCEST!!!) <333
Rating: PG-13
Written for lauren271190
Prompt: Schmoop!
‘Dude, it’s your turn to do the laundry.’
‘It definitely isn’t, Dean. I did it last week.’
Sam picked up one of Dean’s dirty socks and threw it at his face. Dean ducked but it hit him anyway. Sam laughed, the kind of laugh that cut through straight to Dean’s heart and gave him the shivers.
Sam was still laughing and therefore didn’t notice Dean coming straight for him- until Dean had him on the ground, straddled his stomach and pinned his hands above his head.
Sam recovered quickly.
‘Jesus Dean, Dirty socks make you horny?’
Sam grinned up at him through the hair falling across his face.
‘No, you make me horny. Bitch.’
‘Dean brought his face down, centimeters away from Sam. And Sam closed the gap. Not like Sam couldn’t have stayed like that for a while longer, counting the freckles on Dean’s face. But kissing was good. Kissing is always good.
It didn’t take long for Dean to take control, pushing his tongue into Sam’s mouth like he was trying to discover something he hadn’t tasted before. The thing was, he had tasted it all but Sam just tasted better every damn time.
Their fingers intertwined and the shape of Sam’s hair was effectively pressed into the carpet before Dean let Sam come up for air.
‘Jerk.’ Sam breathed out.
Dean’s lips where shiny and swollen but his eyes were smiling as he stared at Sam.
‘As much as I would love to lie here on the carpet and let you give me rug burn, we have laundry to do.’
‘Oh, so it’s we now?’ Dean scooted off of Sam, smirking in victory.
Sam took Dean’s offered hand and got up, straightening his ruffled clothes and trying to adjust his pants so his hard-on wouldn’t be so damn noticeable.
‘It’s always been we, you dork.’
They kept their hands clasped together as Sam grabbed the bag of dirty clothes with his other hand. Dean kicked the door closed with his foot, Sam rolled his eyes, and they headed down the stairs to the washing machine.
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Title: The Petty Money Drawer
Pairing: Jon/Stephen (The Daily Show/The Colbert Report)
Rating: PG-13
Written for likespring
Author's Note: Watch these vids first, I'm not sure if it makes sense without!
Prompt: political scandal
‘I can’t believe you, Stephen!’
‘Why?’
‘For starters, you cut up our bumper sticker on your show!’
‘Jon, that was for comedic purposes! Besides, we always tease each other on our shows.’
‘Oh, give me a break. My teasing is in good fun. Not to mention my show kicks your show’s ass.’
‘See. You can’t resist teasing me.’
‘Ha. Is that a challenge?’
‘No. I like your teasing too much.’
‘You kinky bastard!’
‘Ya, well you know me, Jon.'
‘I guess I do.’
‘The other day, when you said I could just go into our money drawer on national television…’
‘Yes?’
‘Well, all the money was gone.’
‘WHAT?!’
‘I think someone is trying to sabotage my campaign already.’
‘Stephen! You said you were going to go get it that night. And you can’t tell me that the little bit of money we saved up from all of our spare change was going to be your campaign money.’
‘Yes actually. I was counting on 70% coming from The Colbert Nation and the rest to be covered by the petty cash drawer.’
‘Really?’
‘Yes, really.’
‘Well, I guess we have a political scandal and it’s only the first day of your campaign.’
‘So are we going to talk about this latest development on your show or mine?’
‘I have a better idea.’
‘And what would this ‘better idea’ involve?’
‘This couch, no pants, and both of our dicks.’
‘Damn. I love this plan already.’
‘Oh, you haven’t even heard the best part.’
‘No, You haven’t seen the best part.’
‘Stephen, shut up with the teasing and get your damn clothes off.’
‘Sounds like a plan.’
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Title: Laundry Day
Pairing: Sam/Dean (WINCEST!!!) <333
Rating: PG-13
Written for lauren271190
Prompt: Schmoop!
‘Dude, it’s your turn to do the laundry.’
‘It definitely isn’t, Dean. I did it last week.’
Sam picked up one of Dean’s dirty socks and threw it at his face. Dean ducked but it hit him anyway. Sam laughed, the kind of laugh that cut through straight to Dean’s heart and gave him the shivers.
Sam was still laughing and therefore didn’t notice Dean coming straight for him- until Dean had him on the ground, straddled his stomach and pinned his hands above his head.
Sam recovered quickly.
‘Jesus Dean, Dirty socks make you horny?’
Sam grinned up at him through the hair falling across his face.
‘No, you make me horny. Bitch.’
‘Dean brought his face down, centimeters away from Sam. And Sam closed the gap. Not like Sam couldn’t have stayed like that for a while longer, counting the freckles on Dean’s face. But kissing was good. Kissing is always good.
It didn’t take long for Dean to take control, pushing his tongue into Sam’s mouth like he was trying to discover something he hadn’t tasted before. The thing was, he had tasted it all but Sam just tasted better every damn time.
Their fingers intertwined and the shape of Sam’s hair was effectively pressed into the carpet before Dean let Sam come up for air.
‘Jerk.’ Sam breathed out.
Dean’s lips where shiny and swollen but his eyes were smiling as he stared at Sam.
‘As much as I would love to lie here on the carpet and let you give me rug burn, we have laundry to do.’
‘Oh, so it’s we now?’ Dean scooted off of Sam, smirking in victory.
Sam took Dean’s offered hand and got up, straightening his ruffled clothes and trying to adjust his pants so his hard-on wouldn’t be so damn noticeable.
‘It’s always been we, you dork.’
They kept their hands clasped together as Sam grabbed the bag of dirty clothes with his other hand. Dean kicked the door closed with his foot, Sam rolled his eyes, and they headed down the stairs to the washing machine.
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Title: The Petty Money Drawer
Pairing: Jon/Stephen (The Daily Show/The Colbert Report)
Rating: PG-13
Written for likespring
Author's Note: Watch these vids first, I'm not sure if it makes sense without!
Prompt: political scandal
‘I can’t believe you, Stephen!’
‘Why?’
‘For starters, you cut up our bumper sticker on your show!’
‘Jon, that was for comedic purposes! Besides, we always tease each other on our shows.’
‘Oh, give me a break. My teasing is in good fun. Not to mention my show kicks your show’s ass.’
‘See. You can’t resist teasing me.’
‘Ha. Is that a challenge?’
‘No. I like your teasing too much.’
‘You kinky bastard!’
‘Ya, well you know me, Jon.'
‘I guess I do.’
‘The other day, when you said I could just go into our money drawer on national television…’
‘Yes?’
‘Well, all the money was gone.’
‘WHAT?!’
‘I think someone is trying to sabotage my campaign already.’
‘Stephen! You said you were going to go get it that night. And you can’t tell me that the little bit of money we saved up from all of our spare change was going to be your campaign money.’
‘Yes actually. I was counting on 70% coming from The Colbert Nation and the rest to be covered by the petty cash drawer.’
‘Really?’
‘Yes, really.’
‘Well, I guess we have a political scandal and it’s only the first day of your campaign.’
‘So are we going to talk about this latest development on your show or mine?’
‘I have a better idea.’
‘And what would this ‘better idea’ involve?’
‘This couch, no pants, and both of our dicks.’
‘Damn. I love this plan already.’
‘Oh, you haven’t even heard the best part.’
‘No, You haven’t seen the best part.’
‘Stephen, shut up with the teasing and get your damn clothes off.’
‘Sounds like a plan.’
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