What Happens When People Named Kristin Wear Their Heart on Their Sleeves by Kristin Kaltman
kristin doesnt feel good and her mood and heart really really really dont feel good. kristin might just not be at school on monday. but she might feel well enough to go eat fondue at her favorite restaraunt with her mom for mother's day. and see 13 going on 30 with her mom earlier in the day. kristin also likes refering to herself in 3rd person or whatever because it detaches her from her actual life and removes the current problems at hand, but kristin would really like to tell people about them, and talk about the people involved in them, but for their own personal safety is going to make up names that only people like Emily Dumbrill (actual name) and Megan Hodder (another actual name) will really truly know. the rest of you can make educated guesses. kristin is going to use her real name, though, because everybody already knows that kristin's story is about kristin's problems. kristin also thinks that she should give her story a title so she is going to title it What Happens When People Named Kristin Wear Their Heart on Their Sleeves by Kristin Kaltman
Once upon a time there was kristin and doug. kristin met doug one day and believed in love at first sight and the day she met doug it happened. a year later kristin and doug started hanging out and then kristin and doug went out...several times. but doug also liked kate. and kate and doug went out too. several times. kate and kristin decided that doug had some issues and needed to decide between kate and kristin and so kristin told doug that. the next day, doug told kristin that he loved her but he didnt see a relationship working out between them and that he really didnt like kate, although he told kate he liked her. Kristin is still in love with Doug though, no matter how much of an asshole he is and gets really upset sometimes and complains to him even though he told her that her complaining is what he doesnt like about her as a girlfriend. and doug keeps telling kristin he loves her but she knows there cant be a relationship so his love just makes kristin hurt very very bad. and thats the end..except doug has a friend named somethingthatrhymeswithON HER who has potential to be considered quite hot.
the end.
yes.
and now kristin is shaking because she doesnt feel good and is afraid that if she stands up she might collapse on the floor and then doug wont be there to save her and say he loves her and kiss her before she dies in his arms of what she believes to be a nasty mixture of heartbreak and strep throat. hopefully the heartbreak wont be contagiously passed on to him through their kristin and dougs last kiss because kristin says its quite painful.
love the person writing about kristin