Stolen from Dopes
Psychoanalyze Yourself.
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes
to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
Probubly some homies
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
bear
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
A plot to take over the world togeather
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
not much to look at, but it comes complete with a full bar and a studio
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
fuck yeah barbed wire electric style
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see a table. What's on AND around it?
Beer food blood and naked dead things
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
burger king
8. What do you do with the cup?
step on it
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it? Hot (boiling almost)
10. How will you cross the water?
walk on it
ANSWERS:
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes
to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)
1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
Probubly some homies
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
bear
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
A plot to take over the world togeather
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
not much to look at, but it comes complete with a full bar and a studio
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
fuck yeah barbed wire electric style
6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see a table. What's on AND around it?
Beer food blood and naked dead things
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
burger king
8. What do you do with the cup?
step on it
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it? Hot (boiling almost)
10. How will you cross the water?
walk on it
ANSWERS:
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.