Having nothing to say, no words but the words of others, I have to speak

[imomus]

I'm looking in the mirror and I have a dog's head. It's a small dog, rather well-groomed, with a bear-like snub nose and golden-brown hair. I have to go somewhere, see an art exhibition in rural Turkey, catch a train to the mountains... Oh, wait, that was a dream. I've woken up. I don't feel so great in the mornings -- a bit stiff. I'll be fine

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Radio 4

[anonymous]

Hey - You just got a mention on radio four gameshow 'Quote, Unquote'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b007lnfq

I co-run a gallery in London also, we're showing Oliver Laric at the moment. You produced a voice over for one of his Versions videos!

http://www.seventeengallery.com/

so... HELLO!

Paul Pieroni
www.ppplondon.com

Re: Radio 4

[imomus]

Hello Paul!

A solo London show for Oliver Laric is a good move!

I'm told the quote on BBC R4 is from Ben Goldacre, who's often commented on Click Opera. Not sure which line of mine he quoted, though. Maybe "famous for 15 people"? Have to wait for the Listen Again file to become available.

Re: Radio 4

[anonymous]

Morality is Vanity - was one.

I think he may have even attempted a Momus quote on sperm - to the gasps of the 'quote unquote' audience.

He said that you should be millionaire for your song writing!

Maybe it's time you came home. mmmm?

Re: Radio 4

[imomus]

Oh, I heartily approve of slipping some sperm onto Radio 4, especially to gasps! Epater les bourgeois! Much better than that old Warholian chestnut about fame. And I agree about the millionaire bit. I'll have two hotels on Park Lane, one on Mayfair, please!

Re: Radio 4

[anonymous]

It was a moment that was difficult to segway out of, that's for sure. Quote Unqote was trying to attract a younger audience - there was a Public Enemy just before you were mentioned (in Radio 4 land this is current) and then it went and got sperm on it's face.

Momus there is NO WAY you should be rich! You would be irritating beyond belief. And anyhow your wardrobe would not be nearly so interesting without the guilty pleasures of cheap workware.

Re: Radio 4

[imomus]

Yes, being rich would bring out the worsted in me.