Future Post
Hello. Many people have a ‘Future post’ here so that people, upon viewing their journal, will see that entry first. Usually it contains information that the poster believes is important, such as various policies regarding commenting and friending practices.
Mine however is different, it is an actual post from the future. With this in mind, I leave you to my future self..
“Hello, this is John from the future. It’s nice to talk to all of you again, back when computers still served us and not the other way around. There are some things I thought you should know. First off, Do Not Get On The Space Ship. That book they brought with them, it’s a cookbook. Second, if anyone tells you “Why sure, Apes would make perfect pets, they would never rise up and destroy our civilization. Oh, and they are not in any way a barely veiled metaphor for race relations and slavery” they are LYING.
Finally, and most important, Do Not Eat The Soylant Green. Just don’t, ok? It’s really for the best. Trust me on this one.
So, if anyone has any questions about the future feel free to ask. As this is time travel I have plenty of time to answer them.”
That’s it. Rather nice of me to come back with this message, wouldn’t you say?
Mine however is different, it is an actual post from the future. With this in mind, I leave you to my future self..
“Hello, this is John from the future. It’s nice to talk to all of you again, back when computers still served us and not the other way around. There are some things I thought you should know. First off, Do Not Get On The Space Ship. That book they brought with them, it’s a cookbook. Second, if anyone tells you “Why sure, Apes would make perfect pets, they would never rise up and destroy our civilization. Oh, and they are not in any way a barely veiled metaphor for race relations and slavery” they are LYING.
Finally, and most important, Do Not Eat The Soylant Green. Just don’t, ok? It’s really for the best. Trust me on this one.
So, if anyone has any questions about the future feel free to ask. As this is time travel I have plenty of time to answer them.”
That’s it. Rather nice of me to come back with this message, wouldn’t you say?