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Found an interesting T-shirt while looking for a boa on Amazon because I am not making one by hand. The list on it is rather absurd though.
10. Every time Sephiroth sneezes, a child dies.
9. Handicapped spaces are designed for Sephiroth's victims.
8. By the time you have finished reading this, Sephiroth will have killed five people.
7. When Sephiroth smiles, an angel loses it's wings.
6. You don't lose your virginity to Sephiroth, he KILLS it.
5. Satan fears the day when he'll die and be brought before Sephiroth.
4. Sephiroth CAN believe it's not butter.
3. When you switch to GEICO, you save 15%. Sephiroth saves 50%.
2. Sephiroth plays with dolls.
1. Sephiroth kills people because you touch yourself at night.
10. Every time Sephiroth sneezes, a child dies.
9. Handicapped spaces are designed for Sephiroth's victims.
8. By the time you have finished reading this, Sephiroth will have killed five people.
7. When Sephiroth smiles, an angel loses it's wings.
6. You don't lose your virginity to Sephiroth, he KILLS it.
5. Satan fears the day when he'll die and be brought before Sephiroth.
4. Sephiroth CAN believe it's not butter.
3. When you switch to GEICO, you save 15%. Sephiroth saves 50%.
2. Sephiroth plays with dolls.
1. Sephiroth kills people because you touch yourself at night.