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[imnotamommasboy]

Last week, I disciplined a bevy of raucous children who decided to walk past my home in the middle of the night, thus awakening Mother acquired several copies of the last Harry Potter book

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[ghostofhayapast]

I thought book burning fell out of style a while back....

[imnotamommasboy]

What do you want me to do, recycle?

[ghostofhayapast]

Sell them on Amazon.com or something...you'd probably make a lot of money on eBay, though...

[imnotamommasboy]

They would've been worth a lot if I had acquired them before July 21st. Not now though, especially since the general consensus is "WTF WHAT WERE YOU ON WHEN YOU WROTE THAT JK??!?!?!1!"

[ghostofhayapast]

Ah....Well...Hrm...Sell them to small third world nations as fuel?

[imnotamommasboy]

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That is a rather good idea. How much do you think they would pay?

[ghostofhayapast]

I don't know. At least twice the price per book, I'm thinking....

[imnotamommasboy]

Well, considering that it's me it's the coveted final Harry Potter book, the price is mine for the asking.

[ghostofhayapast]

Very true...>What did you have in mind, then?

[imnotamommasboy]

...role as dictator.

Although it might be more of a burden than anything else...hm...

[ghostofhayapast]

Decisions, decisions, ne?

[imnotamommasboy]

We'll see, I suppose.

[ghostofhayapast]

I guess we will...