Now, Martha doesn't know when Nameless's birthday is, so she picks a day which may or may not coincide with the one year anniversary of
handysparehand's journal, to leave him a package on the kitchen table.
I know it's not really your birthday, but I didn't feel like waiting until the sign of crossed computers or whatever to give you this. I hope you like it.
-Martha
Is a key. And a note that says "look outside."
It's used and not too flashy, but it's nice enough to suit Martha's taste and it runs exceptionally well. Tags are already registered with UNIT and the car is registered in the name of John Smith.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY HANDYSPAREHAND!