stole this from kelly

[imnojew]

x. If I were a month I would be::: march
x. If I were a day of the week I would be:::thursday
x. If I were a time of day I would be:::12:00am
x. If I were a planet I would be::: jupiter
x. If I were a animal I would be::: a rhino
x. If I were a direction I would be::: left
x. If I were a piece of furniture I would be::: a huge couch
x. If I were a sin I would be::: lust
x. If I were a historical figure I would be::: stonewall jackson

x. If I were a liquid I would be::: water
x. If I were a tree I would be::: RED OAK!
x. If I were a flower/plant I would be::: venus fly trap
x If I were a movie id be::: 2 fast 2 furious
x. If I were a kind of weather I would be:::snow
x. If I were a musical instrument I would be::: bass

x. If I were a color I would be::: red
x. If I were a vegetable I would be::: apple
x. If I were a sound I would be::: BANG
x. If I were an element (not scientific) I would be::: fire
x. If I were a car I would be::: nissan skyline
x. If I were a song I would be::: hello houston by the starting line

x. If I were a food I would be::: microwave mac and cheese
x. If I were a place I would be::: vegas