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Hey, Bec! Remember Josh and John being really super gay last night?
Why yes, I do! But let's re-enact it anyway!
Okay! So first Josh was all, "I choose you, John-achu!"
Oh, and then John said, "Please not my mouth this time! I have a cavity! Though my arousal is not deterred in the slightest!"
Then Josh said, "But what if I stick it in like this?"
And John was all, "Derr. I'm so turned on that I can't move my arms."
Yeah, and Josh said, "Cool, so I'll stick it in like this..."
And John said, "And I can stick it in like this..."
And then Josh flipped out and was all, "Wow, bitch. I never said anything about 69! Don't make me beat a nigga!!!"
Ha, yeah, and John just smiled and said, "Oh please, would you beat a nigga?"
So Josh said, "OH I WILL, BITCH! COME HERE!"
And John was all, "Oh noes I'm being chased and about to get spanked within an inch of my sexual life! AWESOME!"
And then like ten minutes later we walked into the room and caught Josh laying on top of John like this...
...and John sprawled underneath him like this...
And ten minutes later we walked in again and Josh was on the bottom like this...
...and John was all on the top like this. That was awkward.
Yeah. Wanna compare boobs?
Okay!