hypothetically...

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WHAT IF, HYPOTHETICALLY, GERARD CALLED BERT POST-HEARING LIES FOR THE LIARS AND WAS LIKE 'WTF, BERT, ALL THESE SONGS ARE ABOUT ME?' AND BERT WAS LIKE 'WELL, SEE, GEE, ILU BB COME BACK TO ME PLZ?' AND GEE WAS LIKE '...KAY.' AND THEN THEY DID SEKZ?

...just sayin'.