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[immortaltwat]

Hey, anyone who's not obsessing over bread want to go for a drink, or something? I'd say leave it for a curse free night, but I'm feeling lucky, and who am I to deprive the world of this?

[He leans back from the camera, just to give everyone the full benefit of his lanky frame. A few seconds later, he holds up his finger and ducks away to go and

Comments

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[ironiking]

[Bro is smirking his face off.]

Wasn't even me that time, dude.

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[immortaltwat]

Wait, that was you?

How'd you manage to get into my bathroom?

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[ironiking]

Ninjitsu. I only did it once, man, calming your tits in advance. Community service, bringing the colour back.

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[immortaltwat]

I've done community service. I don't remember ever needing to break into anyone's toilet.

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[ironiking]

Sounds like boring community service to me.

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[immortaltwat]

It was. Turns out they don't believe fun and repaying your debt to society should belong together.

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[ironiking]

What did you do?

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[immortaltwat]

I ate some pick'n'mix.

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[ironiking]

Some what?

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[immortaltwat]

You know. Sweets. Candy.

Don't they teach Americans anything?

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[ironiking]

Sure. Even if I can't think of scenarios offhand where you'd be arrested for eating candy.

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[immortaltwat]

They'll arrest you for anything in England. I bet you'd get a lifetime sentence for wearing those glasses.

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[ironiking]

Shit, man, seriously? Only a matter of time before your hair gets you in trouble, then, I figure. I've got a katana if you need a cheap haircut.

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[immortaltwat]

Oh, I've been pulled in for it multiple times already. You don't even want to know what I've done to stay out of jail.

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[ironiking]

Community service, apparently.

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[immortaltwat]

That too.