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[voice] ruthless_hunter June 25 2011, 21:45:06 UTC
Looks like you're just a magnet for anyone older than you.

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[voice] immortaltwat June 25 2011, 21:57:06 UTC
I know. It's really too bad I'm more into younger women. The rest of the world would kill for a guy like me in their bed.

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[voice] ruthless_hunter June 25 2011, 22:02:52 UTC
Still got that fetish for one gender, huh?

I would've killed to get you into my back seat.

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[voice] immortaltwat June 25 2011, 22:15:08 UTC
It's not a fetish. It's normalcy.

Also, dude. Stop it. That's really fucking creepy. Especially when I'm sober.

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[voice] ruthless_hunter June 25 2011, 22:19:57 UTC
You call it normalcy, I call it a fetish. Okay, I got a few of my own, but I'm not exclusive to 'em.

Just sayin'. You missed out.

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[voice] immortaltwat June 25 2011, 22:50:42 UTC
It's not a fetish when it applies to the majority.

Except I didn't. Just sayin'.

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[voice] ruthless_hunter June 25 2011, 22:56:11 UTC
...So the majority of you people feel the need to date one gender over the other? Right~

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[voice] immortaltwat June 25 2011, 23:08:36 UTC
What, are you blind? Seriously. Look around.

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[voice] ruthless_hunter June 25 2011, 23:12:35 UTC
No, I just don't see the need to pay attention.

Look, I'm just gonna say it already. I'm not actually a man.

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[voice] immortaltwat June 25 2011, 23:20:06 UTC
You're a woman?

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[voice] ruthless_hunter June 25 2011, 23:27:51 UTC
Didn't say that. Guess again.

[He's not exactly a robot right now either. That's okay, he'll keep Nathan in suspense for a few more days.]

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[voice] immortaltwat June 25 2011, 23:37:56 UTC
Chick with a dick? Because I don't exactly have good experiences with those, either.

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[voice] ruthless_hunter June 25 2011, 23:44:39 UTC
[He's going to ignore that. If only because he has no idea what Nathan's talking about.]

Lemme put it to ya' this way: you were talkin' to my avatar the whole date.

[He's found that people recognize the word "avatar" more than "holoform".]

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[voice] immortaltwat June 25 2011, 23:52:27 UTC
One of those blue things?

[Sadly, out of every main character in his canon, only one of them would probably recognise avatar. Nathan is not that guy.]

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[voice] ruthless_hunter June 25 2011, 23:55:14 UTC
...No. You saw it, not a hint of blue on it.

You want me to be blunt, meatbag? I'll be blunt. I'm a robot. And an alien.

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[voice] immortaltwat June 26 2011, 00:07:21 UTC
Okay, yeah. This isn't sounding any less creepy.

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